style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">Grog's Rants

style="font-style: italic;">Volume 1, Issue 1

style="font-style: italic;">Introductions

to your bones mates! I am the Grog and this is my new column. Aye
that’s right silly long ears ~ Ten Ton staff got together,
drank a flagon, and came up with the brilliant idea of giving the Grog
his own personal catalyst of professional flame throwing! So welcome
and let it be disclaimed ~ Dwarfs never whine ~ They flame!

Age of Conan is the game we’ve gathered here to play and
unfortunately dwarfs ( That’s right I said dwarfs! ) are not
selectable in the character creation screen. I keep think’n
that if I drink enough DWARF twill magically pop up right between
Aquilonian ninnies and Stygian camel herders ~ but so far no cigar. So
lets talk about Conan, the game comes to us all the way from Norway
from a group of lads who think they drink as much as me.
“Yah, yah ~ ah ~ you know ~ ah ~ Cohnen es ~ ah ~ got a
ril’ time cohmbat” Aye Gaute, nice try but it all
sounds like amature drunkenese to me. None the less maybe if the mates
spent less time drink’n and more time fix’n thar
game then we’d all be happier about your fifteen gold monthly
stipend! On the other hand if the game never crashed I’d
never have to time write this column so ~ Cheers to that! In future
articles I will indignantly discuss the life and times of the Grog, Age
of Conan, how to juggle law school and a needy bar wench, and of course
some drinking will be involved. Cheers*

Disclaimer: The
opinions, beliefs and viewpoints expressed are those
of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions, beliefs and
viewpoints of the Ten Ton Hammer network or staff.

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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016