As Superheroes go, Aquaman is almost universally loathed, hated, and the subject of heavy handed mocking. But what drives this phenomenon? What makes geeks across the world despise this beloved comic book character with undying hatred? Does he deserve this, or is it simply pop-culture teasing gone wrong? It's All Geek to Me answers that question today.

When your “Super Power” can be negated by a really fast jet ski, it doesn’t matter how well you do the breast stroke, that bad guy is getting away. Now add THAT to the fact that Aquaman should have really EPIC “prune fingers” and no one in their right mind would want to touch him. I mean, he’s swimming around in the ocean ALL day. His fingers HAVE to be covered in those weird raised wrinkles as if his mother snuck off and got “two scooped” by the California Raisins.

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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016

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