Oi You Lazy Gits!

Questing Through Warhammer
Online with Murgash the Choppa

Reiterated by Garrett

Editor’s Note:
While at Comic Con we got a chance to check out Warhammer Online. Not
only did we get to interview Lance Robertson, the producer of the game,
but we got a rare chance to do a walk through with Murgash the Choppa,
a young Orc trying to make a name for himself. Murgash gave us an
account of his early days with the Bloody Sun Boyz, starting off his
career as a premiere Choppa in the army. Please understand Murgash is
after all, an Orc.  So take his account with a drop of squig
soup and a whole lot of WAAGH!

Oi you lazy gits! Me name be Murgash the Choppa, da newest
slasha in the Bloody Sun Boyz. I gotz two Choppas and am now reddy to
go off and cuts down dose stunties good.

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An Orc Choppa in full regalia.

Da boss is up da hill on ‘is wyvern givin orderz.
Letz run up da hill and see what da boss ‘az for me to do.

Hmmm, dere be barrelz floatin’ in frum da stuntie
wallz. Sumfink in da Water is what da boss wants me to chek out. Dem
barrels be shakin’ funny when dey hit da shore.  Ima
go chek um out.

Oi, you squiggy get outta me way. Damn wild squigs be over
runnin da camp. Hey you little git Squig Herders get dem squigs in line
eh! Oi, wat wuz I doin? Oh yea, da barrels be floatin funny.

Hmmm, dis barrel be shakin funny, lets chop it open Oi! Whhat
!!! A stuntie!!! WAAGH!! Taste da Choppaz you little stunt! Oi! What u
hittin’ bak ferz? Eat Dis!

Best to chek mor barrels and let da boss knowz dat da stunties
be comin’ frum in dere.

Editor’s Note: As
you can see Murgash takes his war against the dwarves very seriously.
Murgash led us around and broke open a few more barrels. Happily
fighting and killing his sworn enemies that were inside. He went about
his job not getting hurt too bad during the fighting. Watching Murgash
go about his work it was scary to see him grow in size as he got more
and more ferocious fighting the dwarves. He builds his rage so quickly
and is able to unleash terrifying attacks on his foes.

It seems that after Murgash
told the Orc Boss about the dwarves coming from the barrels, 
he became overly excited. He has asked us to join him as he runs down
the hill toward several catapults facing the dwarven stronghold.
We’ll let Murgash explain the rest.

WAAAGH!! Da boss is sendin me over da moat onto da wall!! Oi!
You Git! Point da rock lobba at da wall! Dats right, aim,
aim….’ERE WE GO! Swooosh!

Note: We did watch in awe as Murgash catapulted himself up towards the

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The Orc Boss didn't pull any punches with his young
trooper Murgash.

We maad’it! Ere we are on top of da stuntie wallz.
Oi! Dere be me mate Gutsticka.

Oi, wat be going on up ere Gut?

Gut told meez dere be lotz of stunties sleepin’ here
on da roof. Hahaha!! Stunties are for stuffin! Gut and me gonna stuff
dees drunk stunties in da barrelz! Dis be fun!! Oi! Gut wat do we du
onz da stunties be in da barrelz?

Oi! We kick dem off da wall into da moat!!! Hahaha dis be fun!

Editor’s Note: As
Murgash and Gut continued to stuff the sleeping dwarves into the
barrels and kick them off the wall in glorious laughter. We watched the
boss giving orders to yet another new Orc that had just joined the
Bloody Sun Boyz. The boss seemed to be yelling something and pointing
down to the moat. We saw the orc scratch his green head and look at the
funny barrels floating over to the shore. It was then we realized not
only was the Orc Boss sending his orcs to investigate the barrels, but
also catapulting them onto the wall to join his goblin shaman
Gutsticka’s new found fun. Perhaps one day the boss would put
two and two together. Until then, Murgash said goodbye and went off to
other adventures. While we’ll miss his charm, we still have
much more to see at the San Diego Comic Con.

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