For all of you out there who want to betray your Fae to the "Dark" side of glitter and sparkles, there are reasons as of WHY you can't.
What are those reasons?
According to the complaint department, you're just not evil enough.
A large calico colored cat man sits in a booth under a sign marked "Complaints". The "Hello, my name is" tag pinned to his tunic reads "Coyotee", as it bobs slightly as he waves off a huge Ogre who skips away happily.
After making several notations, he adjusts his nametag and calls out "Next" in a loud clear voice as a purple and pink sparkled Fae flutters up to the window.
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