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To the lads and ladies who fight daily to make this world a safer place, we give our humble thanks.

We thank you...

Slow news days SUCK.

And because of that - trying to keep within the three sacred G's that have defined this column over the last few years (Geeks, Games, Gazongas) is often a daunting task.

With the passing of the holidays, gifts of all shapes and sizes were both given and received.

Left 4 Dead is only named "Left 4 Dead" because "Screw Your Friends As You Run Screaming And Closing Doors Behind You Like A Sissy Girl" wouldn't fit neatly onto a game box cover.

Man..this picture gets bigger every year.

Ahhhh the Holiday season is upon us... And that can mean only one thing:

Christmas.

I had an epiphany.

Ahhh the Holiday Season...

"Dear Coyote, I hate to be the one who tells you this but zombies aren't real. Going back through your columns I began to notice a theme and suspect heavily that you really believe in them.