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Now the bad news! Do not buy an Alienware product, ever, under any circumstances. Those of you who have read this column over the last year or so have read often about my experience with a $3,500 Alienware laptop, also known as the most expensive doorstop to ever be delivered to my door. It has had its share of problems, but this morning it decided enough was enough. Done. Dead! It won't boot up and in fact there isn't even the most remote sign of life. No lights. No sounds. Just dead silicon.
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Chronicles of Spellborn - Screenshots
"Fresh from Leipzig, here's nine original screenshots that help explain why CoS, a darkhorse MMO from a little-known developer, is one of the most anticipated MMORPGs in development today. "
Warhammer Online: Mount Bloodhorn Zone Overview
"It seems in his quest to get the zone guides up, Ratboy left out the ever-important first announced zone of Bloodhorn Mountain. Detailed now with Mythic's information and pretty pictures, players can get a sense of what exactly they can expect when adventuring in this zone. Also if you click the link you get pie!"
World of Warcraft: Making Money
"Making money in World of Warcraft may seem like a daunting task, but in reality it's quite simple and only requires a little bit of extra time. We've compiled some of the best ways to make cash within World of Warcraft and avoid those nasty gold sellers. Why spend real life money when you can spend a little extra time and make money yourself?"
World of Warcraft: Druid Guide Update - Tier 3
"Class-specific "Tier 3" armor sets represent the ultimate gear in World of Warcraft, the absolute cream of the crop, at least until Burning Crusade is released this winter. A full set represents countless hours spent getting the prerequisite gear toearn yourself a spot in a raid that has a prayer of successfully dispatching the bossess found deep within the toughest dungeon in the game: Naxxramas, then raiding Naxx until you have all the epic drops and rare loot you need to complete the Tier 3 quests. We've begun adding Tier 3 information to our popular class guides, starting with the Druid class guide. Have a look, and stay tuned for more class guide updates in the coming week!"
Vin Diesel Fact of the Day - All of Vin Diesel's genes are dominant.
Now from the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
Warcraft Brings Down Plane
Idiot + iPod = Emergency Landing
Mosquitos Carrying West Nile Found In Georgia
June bugs carrying the Amazon seen heading to NYC.
Pilot Locked Out Of Cabin Mid-flight
If ever there were a Seinfeld episode.
Female Worker Chased With Sausage
Putting the "ass" in harassment.
Bong Hits For Jesus [Thanks Danny]
Defendant claims he was "incensed".
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