I got along with our resident hobo, Barlow, and stole some secret documents he either scribbled with crayons or whatever, as far as I know he wrote this himself. Who cares, I think it's interesting to take a look at some canceled MMO plans based on random non-game IPs. Personally, I say we kickstart each of these, but what am I to know? 

#5 - Five Nights at Peewee Hurrrrman's Fun Castle 

In this MMO, adventurers would find themselves in a post apocolyptic Peewee Hurrrrrman's house which was turned into an amusement park that is now, well, abandoned. Except, there are a few surprises waiting for you. Like the animatronic characters that used to greet guests have new plans. Players would need to work together to stay alive while chanting the word of the day to produce magical effects to beat back the demons residing within Peewee Hurrrrrrman's Fun Castle. 

Unique and interesting features include the ability to cast spells through giant sofa magic and feel as if the world has gone too far with horror games. 

#4 - Garfield Get Up and Exercise 

There is a market for users who have dance pads, guitars, wii boards, and more sitting around their house. Your class is determined by which equipment you have, in which case you're going to want to get hype for this because as you work out, your character levels. The higher level your character, the more gear it has and the more badass it is. 

If working out isn't your thing, you can purchase levels for $4.99 each. 

#3 - Space Jam the Final Frontiers 

Star Citizen is awesome and all, but what the Internet really wants is to live the world of Space Jam, in space. Join Danny DeVito and the entire Warner Brothers cast as you adventure throughout the known and unknown space bringing basketball to everyone. 

One of the catches will be that it'll work much like Disney Infinity, except for Warner Brothers. If you want to play as Michael Jordan you'll need to purchase his figurine, in addition to an entire collection of other critters and the such. 

#2 - World of Beanie Babies

Beanie Babies are back and this time better than ever! Your goal is to overcome your latest generation tag and retire, earning value, crashing, and then coming back stronger than ever! With your purchase of WoBB, you'll be entitled to a valuable eBook detailing how you too can profit off of this insane fad. For a limited time, here on the home shopping television show, we'll also include a valuable "hidden cash in your closet." Did you know that POGs sell for INSANE values now? 

Well, if you didn't, our book is going to help you.  

#1 - Seinfeld Online 

Housing is so important to MMOs and that's why starts you off in your own New York apartment, where you have to attempt to leave your apartment and purchase food and do stand-up comedy while the entire world works against you. Parties are formed and hang at each other's houses having to debate which activity they're going to do today - each class having its own unique specific need either in romance, career, or avoiding the mail man. 

Truly, a game for 360 no-scope pros, defend your honor as you attempt to purchase coffee, try to stop by the store and buy a shirt, or have a simple dinner at the diner. No event is too small in Seinfeld Online, the first MMO in ages to bring the multiplayer back to MMOs.