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“If geeks are so smart, and known for their intelligence, why aren’t they all rich.”

Easy.

Because we tend to over think things, spend too much time in the planning, and in the end...

“ Is it still a big deal that girls are gamers and geeks?”

This should be the part where I make the obvious jokes of “girls don’t game” and point out that every chick you meet...

“What is the ideal geek sport?”

Sadly, unless you’re planning on becoming a “Mathlete”, you’re pretty much...

“Why do so many favorite geek movies completely suck?”

I loathe getting questions like this.

They’re uncalled for, meant to stir the pot, and worst of all – they are completely...

“Is their life on other planets?”

You really have to be careful on how you answer this one…

If you...

“Why isn’t Twilight more popular among vampire loving geeks?”

Because those aren’t f***ing vampires, and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to be slapped.

The vampires of...

As long as man has been alive, there has been war.

…and that’s okay with us.

You see, while war is hell and is responsible for things like death, sadness and loss of life, people tend...

“What is the perfect geek pet?”

Without a doubt, the perfect geek pet would be a dinosaur.

Not...

“Why do geeks love cartoons going “live-action” ? ”

The truth is, we don’t.

Sure, blockbuster hits like Transformers might suggest otherwise, but when it comes down to geekly...

Comic Con is a blur.

I don’t mean a blur of parties and alcohol inspired debauchery, (Okay, I sort of do…)...

Vacation Time!

We’re off to the infamous Comic Con!

Where dreams are made, hopes are realized and wishes...

“What is the perfect car for a geek?”

With the fluctuating and unstable rollercoaster of gas prices, the world focusing on the environment, and each of us needing to do our own part in...

“What did our grandparents do for fun before electronic entertainment?”

It is secret that old people have a hard time relating to technology.

From grandpa trying to figure out the...

We watch them on television, we fight against them in video games, and as a society we use them as entertainment and distraction.

But do we ever really consider the quiet, shambling wisdom of...

With amazing television shows like Firefly canceled before they finish their first season, while reality shows based on baking cakes and rich and stupid women being rich and stupid...

They’re bringing back Captain America.

After the big deal that they had in the press about how this was the...

As one of the largest groups of geeks – the key “Mid-thirties virgin who still plays with action figures” demographic, I of course had to rush out and see Transformers II: Rise of the...

“What are geek conventions really like?”

Trying to explain a geek gathering to a non-geek is like trying to trying to bulimia to a bunch of starving kids in Africa…

“No no, you...

Hello Kiddies!!!!

Mrs. Coyote here! Back by popular demand! KISSES AND HUGS DID YOU MISS ME?!?!?!Coyote couldn’t post today and has been teaching me to do it for emergencies because he says...

“Would you rather be a super Hero or an evil Villain?”

You’d think that this would be an easy question - or at the very least one that ended with pictures of people in tights and...