UTV True Games is set to send its Good vs Evil' MMO, Faxion Online, into closed beta later this month. Closed beta registration began last month and today the team sent out perhaps one of the strangest beta reminder press releases ever conceived containing bird deaths, contagion spells and a developer confined to a room with no windows. Confused yet? Check out the official press release below for more weirdness.

CAUSE OF MYSTERIOUS BIRD AND FISH DEATHS EXPLAINED, IT'S THOSE DAMN GAME DEVELOPERS AT IT AGAIN



Austin, TEXAS-January 6, 2011-UTV True Games, an international publisher and developer of multi-player online games, has accepted responsibility for the mass bird and fish deaths in Arkansas and Louisiana, citing their internal game development team for testing their latest project, Faxion (http://www.faxiononline.com/), that went awry on New Year's Eve.



"Our development team was working overtime in preparation for Closed Beta at the end of January, and one of our designers left for lunch without closing out the Contagion spell in Hell," said Creative Director of Faxion, Mike Madden. "We are very sorry and that designer has since been confined to a windowless conference room and forced to update documentation."



Moving forward, UTV True Games has created a policy that will prevent this type of accident from occurring and are apologetic to the citizens of Arkansas, and have offered to relocate thousands of valuable but unwanted grackles and deer from the Austin area to Beebe, Arkansas and Labarre, Louisiana as a peace offering for the areas'
loss of precious fowl.




Faxion Online can be found at http://www.faxiononline.com/


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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016

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