Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

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All Massively Multiplayer Games. All The Time.
Thursday-It's-All-A-Blurs-Day.
As often happens I posted some inaccurate information yesterday. Today is actually the last day of our Auto Assault Give-away. You could win a fancy AA ballcap or a pre-order box. It feels good to have more time to enter, doesn't it?
We could use some stress testing on the Ten Ton Hammer Search tool. If you have a spare minute please hit the link below and make some searches. Even if they are nonsensical. We need to know what works and what doesn't and most of all, how this thing stands up under pressure. Han Solo was talking about the Search Tool when he said, "It's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." Now please... as sure as there's an Elf in a MMORPG we need your help. Click...
Ten Ton Hammer Search Tool - One click. All the Info.
Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.

• Japanese ATM Doubles As Slot Machine
  
  What could go wrong?
• Scientists Hear the Earth Ripping Apart
  
  Remain deaf to cure for cancer or grant refusals.
• China Severs Link to U.S. Dollar
  
  Fist still tightly clenching the "We own joo Taiwan" doll.
• Great Wall of Mexico Begins Construction
  
  Great Wall of Canada still in the planning stages.
• North Koreans Learning English
  
  Capitalist running dog and stop or I'll shoot favourite phrases.
• City Wants Toilet Garden Removed
  
  Gardener Poo-Pooed by the idea.
• Google Proves Moon Landing Was Faked
  
  Star Trek is still real.
• Public Furor Over Grand Theft Auto Sex Scenes
  
  You can shoot police and bludgeon old ladies with baseball bats, but do not, we repeat do not, allow virtual sex.