Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

Loading...Massively multiplayer mayhem. EverQuest 2 gets some Ten Ton Hammer loving today.

I'll let you in on a little secret since you are loyal enough to visit us without being touched in unmentionable places with a cattle prod. The funniest piece of work we've ever posted is now online. Which quite frankly isn't a very high bar to surpass since most of the humour on the site is created by yours truly. We went out on a limb and actually recruited someone with talent to write us a little something we like to call the TenTonHammer.com MMOG Terminology guide. If you have ever played, watched, heard of, or even sat next to someone who has MMOG experience then this is sure to make you smile.
TenTonHammer Presents - The MMOG Terminology Guide - by Neddie Seagoon.
Here is a little taste to wet your appetite:

"He concluded that it was merely the result of a silly misunderstanding. Had he but known that “AFK” did not, in fact, mean “alright for killing”, he might not have precipitated the premature (in hindsight) engagement with an entire tribe of Amazon Hedgewitches by slapping the High Priestess on the butt and inquiring “got any of that for me, sweet cheeks?”. As it turned out, she did. Eyewitnesses report that the ensuing screams made strong men weep. Group members that somehow managed to survive the carnage expressed considerable disappointment at how events had unfolded."

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Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.

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