Edit - Fixed some spulling misteakes that I had in there this morning.
I had to run before I could post this little ditty this morning, so thanks to Ethec for giving it life on the Interweb.
If the Sun had high humidity I'm guessing it would feel exactly like it does where I live today. All of you jokers who think Canada is the land of ice and snow should haul your sorry rear-ends up to Ontario this time of year and bask in the glory that we call summer.
It's so humid that the fish from the lake can come right up on land. I had to kick a pike and three bass out of our guest-room last night.
Now on to the real world, you can't make this stuff up.
- Control The Weather
Dish-soap calms angry seas. Rubber bullets calm angry environmentalists.
- South Korea Clones Dog
Creates indefinately sustainable food source.
- Google Isn't The Good Guy
In other news, patent to search web pages reaches final stage.
- Space Shuttle Continues to Fall Apart
Owners of vintage Jaguars asked how they dealt with parts falling off for all these years.
- Woman Tries to Open Plane Exit Door Mid-Flight
Smokers, can't live with 'em, can't push 'em out of planes.
- Elephant Poop Puts Paris on High Alert
Parisians fear the invasive pachyderm poop would drive the much beloved dog crap from their streets.
- New Canadian Governor General Speaks Five Languages
Ability to hear Canadian citizens still in question.
- Martha Stewart Gets Three More Weeks of Confinement
Decorating tips that nobody wants to hear will just have to wait.
- Mozzila Becomes For-Profit
Fanbois everwhere cry in their open source tofu soup.
- Raining Poop in Maine Stays Mainly on the Plain.
French scientists rush to discover the cause so it can be reproduced at home.
- Bully Game - "Worse than Grand Theft Auto"
When asked for comment, a Rockstar Games employee said, "Hold a minute. I'm pulling the wings off flies."