I've had an unusual writer's (I use that term loosely) block while formulating my next article for the site. I've ruled out my lack of a grasp on the language or my lack of sleep as the cause. Maybe it's time to watch a Bruce Campbell movie. That usually puts some crazy ideas in my head.
In the meantime read something funny that I had no part of writing, the MMOG Terminology Guide by Neddie Seagoon.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Spam King Pays Microsoft $7 Million
Nigerian general unavailable for comment.
- New Lemurs Found in Madagascar
Old lemurs found in N.Y. zoo. Plans for Disney movie sequel put on hold.
- Cat Toilet Training Kit
I'm not sure I'd be comfortable using a cat as a toilet, but I'd be willing to try.
- U.S. Marbles Championship Pays $500 to Winner
Endorsement deals could be worth almost as much.
- Drunken Pigeons Wreak Havok
Hit on ugly pigeons, fly under the influence, slur their chirps.
- Lego Archeological Dig
Still no sign of Lego-Ra or Lego-Isis.
- Biblical Pool Found
Filled with wrinkled old people swimming eternally slow laps.
- $1.5 Million For Milk Monitor
Classrooms filled with children applying for job.
- Humpty Dumpty Stolen From Wall
All the King's horses and all the King's men unavailble for comment.