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Posted Wed, Aug 10, 2005 by Boomjack

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I've had an unusual writer's (I use that term loosely) block while formulating my next article for the site. I've ruled out my lack of a grasp on the language or my lack of sleep as the cause. Maybe it's time to watch a Bruce Campbell movie. That usually puts some crazy ideas in my head.
In the meantime read something funny that I had no part of writing, the MMOG Terminology Guide by Neddie Seagoon.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

  • Spam King Pays Microsoft $7 Million

    Nigerian general unavailable for comment.
  • New Lemurs Found in Madagascar

    Old lemurs found in N.Y. zoo. Plans for Disney movie sequel put on hold.
  • Cat Toilet Training Kit

    I'm not sure I'd be comfortable using a cat as a toilet, but I'd be willing to try.
  • U.S. Marbles Championship Pays $500 to Winner

    Endorsement deals could be worth almost as much.
  • Drunken Pigeons Wreak Havok

    Hit on ugly pigeons, fly under the influence, slur their chirps.
  • Lego Archeological Dig

    Still no sign of Lego-Ra or Lego-Isis.
  • Biblical Pool Found

    Filled with wrinkled old people swimming eternally slow laps.
  • $1.5 Million For Milk Monitor

    Classrooms filled with children applying for job.
  • Humpty Dumpty Stolen From Wall

    All the King's horses and all the King's men unavailble for comment.




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