We have a lot of new content up across the network today. I guess the threat of Taco Bell in the lunch room got through to folks.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Extravagant Gifts Will Get You A Mate
In other news, dogs bark. Cancer still not cured.
- Yahoo Invests $1 Billion in Alibaba.com
40 thieves point first at EBay, then at Taiwan.
- NASA To Spend $720 Million on Mars Orbiter
$1 million for the orbiter. $719 million to watch for pieces that fall off.
- Criminal Eludes Police, But Not The Dog Catcher
A ruff end to a real dog-chase.
- Goat Crowned King Of Ireland
Camilla Parker Bowles crowned horse's arse in Britain.
- Spokane Bar Stops Putting Toilet Paper in Washrooms
Crappy deal for patrons who ordered the #2.
- Toilet Garden Trespasses in Grand Rapids
Supporters poo-poo city hall, leave feeling flushed.