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Jeff "Ethec" Woleslagle is taking the day off to fly around the world in a hot-air balloon. God speed Jeff!
In other news, I'm back in control of this mighty ship. We expect some turbulence and possibly even some flatulence. I've come up with an idea that will revolutionize MMOGs as we know them. More on the idea tomorrow, but rest assured it will put a smile on a face somewhere.
What's new on the network.

• Auto Assault Winners Announced - Some fancy pre-order boxes are on their way.
• TenTonHammer Search Adds Casters' Realm - Search all the top MMOG sites in one click.

What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.

• Shroud of Anonymity in MMOGs - An Op/Ed by yours truly
• The Importance of Flag Running - Guild Wars Guide
• DDO IRC Channel - Chat with the TTH team about DDO
• Relive Your EQ1 Glory - A look back, Ethec style.

Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

• Police Block Highway to Rescue Teddy Bear
  
  PETA applaud the move.
• Apple Blunder Gives Gates iPod Royalty
  
  Mistake rockets to #2 on dumb Apple moves list, right behind the one-button mouse. Gates says, "iWin".
• Microsoft Patents the Display of Numbers in a Box
  
  Apple cries foul. Claim they displayed numbers in an iBox years before the patent application.
• Elephant Throws Out First Pitch
  
  Yankees sign Pachyderm. Add some speed to the outfield.
• Lightning Hits Man for Fourth Time
  
  Darwin surrenders.
• Customer Donates Kidney to Waitress
  
  Now if only she had needed a kidney. That's quite a tip.
• 98 Pound Woman Eats 110 Pounds of Lobster
  
  This seemingly impossible feat brought to you by Johnny Manure's House of Toilets.
• Dreams of Athletic Rodents Dashed
  
  Spinning wheel marathon and lever gives pellet events to be added to the human olympics.
  
  
  
  
  

-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin