Loading... August 15, 2005

Posted Mon, Aug 15, 2005 by Boomjack

Jeff "Ethec" Woleslagle is taking the day off to fly around the world in a hot-air balloon. God speed Jeff!
In other news, I'm back in control of this mighty ship. We expect some turbulence and possibly even some flatulence. I've come up with an idea that will revolutionize MMOGs as we know them. More on the idea tomorrow, but rest assured it will put a smile on a face somewhere.
What's new on the network.

What was recently recent, or what we still want you to decide.

Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

  • Police Block Highway to Rescue Teddy Bear

    PETA applaud the move.
  • Apple Blunder Gives Gates iPod Royalty

    Mistake rockets to #2 on dumb Apple moves list, right behind the one-button mouse. Gates says, "iWin".
  • Microsoft Patents the Display of Numbers in a Box

    Apple cries foul. Claim they displayed numbers in an iBox years before the patent application.
  • Elephant Throws Out First Pitch

    Yankees sign Pachyderm. Add some speed to the outfield.
  • Lightning Hits Man for Fourth Time

    Darwin surrenders.
  • Customer Donates Kidney to Waitress

    Now if only she had needed a kidney. That's quite a tip.
  • 98 Pound Woman Eats 110 Pounds of Lobster

    This seemingly impossible feat brought to you by Johnny Manure's House of Toilets.
  • Dreams of Athletic Rodents Dashed

    Spinning wheel marathon and lever gives pellet events to be added to the human olympics.

-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin Announce CABAL Online Free To Play

Thu, May 10, 2007
Ares 1-year-anniversary event!

Wed, May 09, 2007
An Interview with Mike Wallis, CEO of Colony Studios
Tue, May 08, 2007

Ten Ton Hammer Blog Update for Friday, May 04, 2007

  • Shay's Treehouse- Spin Control? Shay looks at current events in the Vanguard Community.
  • So Your Wife Doesn't Game… - Salvaging Your Old PC Micajah asks for the help of the Ten Ton Hammer community in finding the best way to dispose of his old relic.
  • Not Funny Ever… - Go To Jail, Directly To Jail Coyote talks about how far a field things have gone when someone is arrested because of a video game.
Sat, May 05, 2007

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