I still feel like a bag of dog dung, that has been set on fire and run over by a big rig. Other than that, life's a dream.
What's new on the network.
What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Strange Fossil Defies Grouping
Prefers to solo. Plays a rogue in World of Warcraft.
- Comcast Dubs Customer Bitch Dog
Also responsible for "Idaho - No, Udaho" T-shirts.
- N.J. Eatery Writes "Jew Couple" on Check
Patron writes back, "Sue Couple - Thanks for your restaurant!"
- Pierce Brosnan Out As Bond
And the next Bond is...Lindsay Lohan.
- P. Diddy Shortens Name To Diddy
He will eventually just be "y", which is what I've been asking myself about him all along.
- Shelter Kills Dog Before Owners Can Pick It Up
Timmy's fallen in the well! Kill Lassie quick!
- Pope Forgets Pilgrims
Second seal fails. Four horsemen seen on horizon.
- L'Oreal Are Big Fat Liars
Jim Carrey to play L'Oreal in the movie.
- Ninja Robs Restaurant
Pirates are hot on his trial.
- Beer Bottle Caps Become Currency in Cameroon
They've been used as currency in Canada for decades.
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin