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Wondering how to write your holiday song in MMOG style? We challenged our Vanguard community manager Eric "Dalmarus" Campbell to come up with something fitting, and his dark elven alter ego answered the call!

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Ruling in a Vanguard Wonderland

by Eric "Dalmarus" Campbell

Tune: Winter Wonderland


Dark elves sing, while they’re brewing,
Gnomes are tough, so they’re stewing,
Oh happy delight
We’re feasting tonight
Ruling in a Vanguard wonderland.

Dark elves' blood, is from dragons,
Dwarven blood, drips from flagons,
A beautiful red,
It flows from their heads,
Ruling in a Vanguard wonderland.

In the palace we can keep a Wood Elf,
Then pretend that he is made of wood,
He’ll say: Are you crazy?
We’ll say: No man,
But you can keep us warm
While burning good.

Later on we’ll retire,
As we dream of elves on fire.
Their eyes we pureed
For the soup that we made
Ruling in a Vanguard Wonderland

We can dip a halfling in some oil,
Coat him with a light gnome skin paste,
Bring some dwarf blood up to a boil,
Nothing in the world has such taste.

Gather round, the temple altar
Since you’re here, pass the salter,
We’ll skin and filet, the Dark Elven way,
Ruling in a Vanguard wonderland.