The long weekend is over, with emphasis on the "long". Seeing the family is always like a real life situation comedy. My family has an uncanny resemblance to the folks in Corner Gas.
A big round of clap for Jeff "Ethec" Woleslagle for covering for me while I was away.
Tuesday Vin Diesel Fact:
When Vin Diesel passes gas in an elevator, people thank him.
What's new on the network.
What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Men Are Better Shoppers Than Women
In other news, practice no longer makes perfect.
- PETA Launches Pie Attack on Vogue Editor
Guerrilla PETA group, "People Eating Tasty Animals" vows to retaliate by catapulting live cows at Tofu factories. Fetchez la vache!
- Yoko Ono Takes Pot Shot at Paul McCartney
The shortened headline "Yoko Ono Takes Pot" would also have been accepeted.
- Britney Spears Cancels Auction of Bra
From the, We-would-rather-you-cancelled-the-next-album department.
- Rabbis Blast Song on New Madonna Album
In other news, somebody purchased the new Madonna album.
- NASA Creating Robotic Astronauts
All hail our new robotic space faring overlords.
- Wedding Rings Cause Impotence in Men [Thanks TheGeneral]
Not tonight honey, I've got a finger-ache.
As always, thanks for visiting TenTonHammer.com,
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin