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Posted Thu, Oct 13, 2005 by Boomjack

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We've got some exclusive Vanguard: Saga of Heroes screenshots for you to take a peek at. Remember, you can look, but don't touch.
Here's a game we need to see: Gas Station Tycoon. You need to raise prices continually until your customers are actually happy buying gas for 5X what the original price was. I think it would sell. Ding! Ding! Fill 'er up!
Thursday Vin Diesel Fact:

Vin Diesel won the first World Series of Poker.
What are the Network Sites Reporting?

What was recently recent, or what we still want you to see...you decide.

Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.

  • Apple Unveils Video iPod

    Only $299 to watch T.V. a day late.
  • U.S. Bests China As Top Spam Producing Nation

    China vows to crush the Imperialist Running Dogs by setting up millions of zombie machines.
  • Oldest Noodles Unearthed in China

    Still unclear what oldest chicken balls were actually made of.
  • Eradication of Polio to Miss Deadline

    Nigeria doesn't feel bad at all.
  • More People Prefer Wine in a Box

    St. Charles in a can still crowd favourite.
  • Dispatcher Tells 911 Caller Fire Was Just Fog

    Fort fogs to the ground as fogfighters arrive too late.

As always, thanks for visiting TenTonHammer.com,
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin

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Ten Ton Hammer Blog Update for Friday, May 04, 2007

  • Shay's Treehouse- Spin Control? Shay looks at current events in the Vanguard Community.
  • So Your Wife Doesn't Game… - Salvaging Your Old PC Micajah asks for the help of the Ten Ton Hammer community in finding the best way to dispose of his old relic.
  • Not Funny Ever… - Go To Jail, Directly To Jail Coyote talks about how far a field things have gone when someone is arrested because of a video game.
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