Posted Mon, Dec 05, 2005 by Boomjack
MMOG Quote of the Day: DOT - "DOT - "damage over time. A carefully calculated calibration of the irreparable injury to one’s sex life caused by playing online. - Neddie Seagoon
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The new comic today is titled, "Skelvis' Concert". He has indeed, left the building.
Some of you may have noticed that a number of our news stories have been written in an eloquent and appealing style recently. Have Jeff and I attended a writing course? Is Phil proofing our work and making it into English? Is Jeff off on another trip to join the circus, penning under the name Gypsy? Has my X chromosome taken over, causing me to forsake my Boomjack nickname for a more feminine one?
No. No. No. No, but I'm working on it.
Please welcome Gypsy our newest TenTonHammer editor and the person responsible for making our news not only legible, but pertinent.
Here's what's new on the network!
Monday Vin Diesel Fact: Vin Diesel appeared in one season of Trailer Park Boys, where he won the F1 racing championship driving Bubbles' go-kart.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
As always, thanks for visiting TenTonHammer.com,
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin