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MMOG Quote of the Day: DOT - "DOT - "damage over time. A carefully calculated calibration of the irreparable injury to one’s sex life caused by playing online. - Neddie Seagoon
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The new comic today is titled, "Skelvis' Concert". He has indeed, left the building.
Some of you may have noticed that a number of our news stories have been written in an eloquent and appealing style recently. Have Jeff and I attended a writing course? Is Phil proofing our work and making it into English? Is Jeff off on another trip to join the circus, penning under the name Gypsy? Has my X chromosome taken over, causing me to forsake my Boomjack nickname for a more feminine one?
No. No. No. No, but I'm working on it.
Please welcome Gypsy our newest TenTonHammer editor and the person responsible for making our news not only legible, but pertinent.
Here's what's new on the network!
- Towards More Exciting Raid Content - Fine tuning the phat lewt.
- GW: How Deep is This Dungeon? - Raiding the end-game.
- Vanguard: Better Homes and Dungeons - Raid - kills bugs dead.
- EQ2: Guide to Soloing High Level Writs - For those of you without friends.
- WoW: Paying Real Money To Win Online Games - For those of you with even fewer friends.
- 1914-1916 History 101 According to WoW - France casts collaborate.
- WoW: The High End PvP Experience - Are you hardcore?
- AA: 10th Wave of Beta Invites - Missiles on Mustangs
- Parents and Gaming - The Other Side of the Coin - Vanguard
- Auto Assault Preview: Tools of Destruction
Monday Vin Diesel Fact: Vin Diesel appeared in one season of Trailer Park Boys, where he won the F1 racing championship driving Bubbles' go-kart.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Europeans Create Robotic Hand
All hail our robotic hand overlords. Now with opposable thumbs!.
- Porn Domain .xxx Put On Hold
Vin Diesel, "There can be only one XXX."
- Real Life Final Fantasy Potions
Sepheroth wants red ones.
- Serenity: Acted By Hand-Puppets
Next, all of the Firefly singles.
As always, thanks for visiting TenTonHammer.com,
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin