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EQ2 Humor: 20 Things I Would Do If I Were Dumb Enough To Be A Bard

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Posted January 11th, 2008 by Shayalyn

Some Dirge really needs to lead a Coyote revolt!

Can Coyote make even a bard look good?  That might be darn near impossible, but I assure you he will find a way to make those silly songster far more cool than they are!  Come read this hilarious tale of what Coyote would do if he were dumb enough to be a bard.

11) I would weave really peaceful and tranquil spells into my songs so that people wouldn't want to fight. Instead they would want to lay down their weapons and settle the battle with words and understanding. Once they did that, I would cut off their heads.


EverQuest 2 Details

    Windows
  • Developer: Sony Online Entertainment
  • Genre: High Fantasy
  • Status: Published
  • Official Website
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  • Retail Price: $19.99
  • Monthly Fee: $14.99
  • Release Date: November 8, 2004

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