Some Dirge really needs
to lead a Coyote revolt!




Can Coyote make even a bard look good?  That might be darn
near impossible, but I assure you he will find a way to make those
silly songster far more cool than they are!  Come read this
hilarious tale of what Coyote would do if he were dumb enough to be a
bard.


11) I would weave really peaceful and tranquil spells
into my songs so
that people wouldn't want to fight. Instead they would want to lay down
their weapons and settle the battle with words and understanding. Once
they did that, I would cut off their heads.


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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016

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Karen is H.D.i.C. (Head Druid in Charge) at EQHammer. She likes chocolate chip pancakes, warm hugs, gaming so late that it's early, and rooting things and covering them with bees. Don't read her Ten Ton Hammer column every Tuesday. Or the EQHammer one every Thursday, either.

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