wowvault.ign.com has posted two new top ten lists. Both are lists of useful tips when playing WoW, one serious and one not so serious.

Here they are:

Funniest Tips:

10. Look into Guild Wars ~Robrules19
9. Just because you can speak 1337 doesn't mean you can take one on. ~jenovaz
8. Standing in a fire in town will introduce you to more than one kind of flame. ~raven722
7. "Alliance" and "alone" do not belong in the same sentence. ~Segomo_Sionnach
6. Caffiene is your friend. ~zworg2
5. Your mount can't swim. ~Sentosas
4. Every time you see two lesbians in the game in love with each other, realize that it is really two men thinking they are fooling the other. ~Ardenwolfe
3. Pretend you are from Albion (DAOC reference, sorry) - hug sheep, don't hit them! ~Paid4whatIgot
2. If you suddenly find that you can no longer move. Press enter again. ~XiaShou

And the funniest Tip received this round:

1. Male until proven female. ~grim_acid

and

Serious Tips:

10. Never tell your priest how and when to heal ~Paid4whatIgot
9. Don't list stuff on the AH Monday night. ~NurseFoxFire
8. You'll be amazed at what can kill you when you are still suffering from Resurrection Sickness. ~Boomnackle
7. READ THE QUESTS. Many of your questions are answered right there, and asking such facile questions annoys other immensely ~zworg2
6. 512mb of RAM is great to play WoW, but 1Gb is much better. ~Sentosas
5. For quick looting always remember to use shift and click. ~Ardenwolfe
4. Your first character should have at least one, and possibly two, gathering professions (Skinning, Mining, Herbalism). All three are moneymakers, and money is quite important - you want a mount, yes you do. ~Eloi.
3. Ignore everyone telling you to expect to hit the level cap inside a month. Take the game at your own pace, quest, explore, have fun. There's a lot to do and a large world to do it in, there's no rush. ~Seffrid
2. Know what is very rare/impossible for the opposing faction to obtain. You can make a killing in the Gadgetzan Neutral Auction House with the right items. ~Noctiluca

And the best Serious Tip this round:

1. Click the chat bubble on the left hand of the chat window, go to "Join Channel" type the EXACT name of the channel you want to join. I.E General - Ironforge ~-Mindflayer-