We spent a lot of time running between Brill and every other point on the map after that. One good thing happened: my crappy staff got upgraded. To a broom.

Now look, I’m not trying to insult anyone in the custodial engineering profession. I understand that yours is a noble and much more needed profession than my own. However. It’s pretty damn hard to strike fear in the hearts of your opponents when you’re threatening them with a sweeping implement. Wicked Witches aside, of course.

I mean, honestly - when Gandalf showed up Rohan, you think Grima would have been scared if Gandalf had been allowed to keep his broom? What kind of weapon is this for a mage?

I’ve gone from a great and powerful wizard to my grandmother. Not only can I smite my enemies, I can keep our steps clean and free of dirt!

Click right here to take a glimpse at an amazing, fall to your knees funny look at a small time mage, trying to make it in the big world! Enjoy!