The famed comedy writer Coyotee Sharptongue makes his TenTonHammer debut by riding along with Qeynos finest to clean up the streets of Nettleville Hovel. Read all about Norrath's favorite reality TV show while examining the rampant crime in EverQuest 2.

“I'm Captain Hastings and this is Guard Ashburn. We belong to the Nettleville district of the Qeynos Guard.” The first of the men introduces, drawing a quick nod of confirmation from his counterpart.

“This place has always been a “red candle” district if you know what we mean.” Hastings informs grimly as the two men begin walking.

Read the rest of Coyote's hilarious article at EQ2 @ TenTonHammer, and learn why his comic takes on EverQuest 2 have drawn quite a following!