Camaros with cannons.
Anyone, with the exception of me apparently, who pre-ordered Auto Assault is in-game revving up their engines, lighting the fires, kicking the tires and blowing the place to pieces. My pre-order from EB Games hasn't arrived, nor has a d/l link or a code to get started. It's a conspiracy. The Biomeks are behind it. I'm sure of it!
We are taping our third Podcast today. It should be edited and ready for launch and iTunes by Wednesday. We have some great swag left to give away and we're short on questions.
Questions, comments, verbal diarrhea? (.mp3 format if you want bonus points in the swag give away) Send them in.
What's New On TenTonHammer.com?
Let us entertain you or at the very least waste some of your time at work.
- Outpacing The Fun
"Everyone loves to do more in less time. The pace of life is steadily increasing, and the evolution of MMOs shows a transition by degrees from the halcyon pen-and-paper days to today's drive-thru MMO. Can the old-school social gamer thrive in today's "casual" games. And as we rush through the levels, are there more tacit tradeoffs looming just over the horizon? "
- World of Warcraft: Tier 0.5 Armour Quests
"In patch 1.10 Blizzard implemented an upgrade to the class set items available in the late game instances. This change is to allow non-raiders to put time and effort in to gaining access to epic quality items without having to raid. While the items are not as good as raid epics they are a decent step up in power from the tier 0 set items."
- World of Warcraft: Life At 60 - The Mage
"Here we are, the first ever installment of the weekly Journal called "Life at60". TTH will be taking a look at the concerns, comments, questions, tips,tactics and general know how of each class individually over the next fewweeks, and asking for some feedback from you guys, the players! We have seenhow there are so very many how to guides for leveling, for deciding which classto be, for starting areas, for the latest patch changes, but very few peoplehave available a place where they can go to, to find very relevant topicsconcerning their class at 60, the level which we all play the most at, andwhich the information is most useful. To start things off, I will be looking atthe Mage class, or the "Vending Machine Dream Team". A brief summary of what youall know and love about mage's, their supposed roles in groups and raids, theirconcerns, their enchant debates, their builds, their AOE farm lists, and muchmore will be listed here, and will be constantly added and looked at as timegoes on, just as every other class. So please, sit back, and enjoy this brieflook at some of the important issues Mage's are facing right now at 60."
- Dungeons and Dragons Online: Pacing Yourself
"The secret to good comedy is good timing. Gaming is not that much different. As Darkgolem explains, learning the pace of gameplay that is right for you is essential to enjoy Dungeons and Dragons Online: Stormreach (DDO). He covers the benefits and problems with both power-gaming and relaxed gaming in DDO."
- Vanguard: Saga of Heroes - Off To A Running Start
"Across the Ten Ton Hammer network, writers are taking a look at the pace of current MMOs. How fast do you go through the content of your favorite game? Do you rush through levels with barely a look to the left or right? Are you the type that takes months or years to make the end levels, taking your time to try out all the content you can? Here at Vanguard Ten Ton Hammer, we don't have the joy of seeing the pace of Vanguard: Saga of Heroes yet. This didn't stop Anomalous Silence from giving us a look at things from his perspective."
- Guild Wars: Pacing Yourself
"How well does Guild Wars pace it's play? Contributing writer Tap takes a look a pace and MMORPGs, exploring how well Guild Wars holds up to the competition."
- Lord of the Rings Online: Setting The Pace
"Players and their playing styles evolve, and so MMOGs must meet not only the needs of a varied player base, but the changing needs of each individual player. Shayalyn contends that Lord of the Rings Online (LOTRO), a decidedly niche market game, will be populated by intelligent, mature gamers. But will the pace of LOTRO be too slow? How will this game be, if not all things to all players, then most things to many?"
- World of Warcraft: Progression - Following The Yellow Brick Road
"You have just finished installing WOW onto your computer, collected all thepatches and updates, registered your account and hit the character screen forthe first time. What excitement! Everyone is playing it, your friends, yourolder brother, even some guys and girls at your school, finally it is yourchance to play! You pull out the list of character names and server title thatyour pals have given to you, and you log in. For the first time, you see yourcharacter options, your factions, your classes, and you are amazed at thechoice and almost wonderful cartoon like animations that your favorite companyhas given to you. You make your character the way you want it to look, you pickout your own personal name, and you hit create, followed by enter world. Fromthis point on, you are thrown into a completely new and incredible land, onethat you have grown up with, Azeroth and Kalimdor! They are there before you toenjoy, explore and to visit and reenact everything neat that you found in theWarcraft series. If you found the death and decay of the original death knightsto your liking, a Undead Warlock will suit you, for those Grunt hearted people,Warriors are your calling among orcs, everything and anything is waiting."
- Auto Assault: Throttling The Speed
"This week's common content is all about the pace of advancementin Auto Assault. With the official launch just days away, this isdefinitely a wonderful subject to visit! So join us as we look at thespeed in which it takes to get to that finish line!"
- Warhammer Online: Marching Order
"This week’s common content article, detailing the “current view” of the pace that seems to be emerging from all the information we have about Warhammer Online."
Vin Diesel Fact of the Day: Jesus saw the image of Vin Diesel in his grilled cheese sandwich.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
Another big round of clap to Matt who is becoming the "go to" guy for these headlines.
- Principal Greases Fence To Stop Skipping Students
Electrifying the fence would have been more effective.
- Man Unhappy With Penile Enlargement Sends Surgeon Bomb
His shot in the dark gets him more penal time than he planned for.
- Man Told To Buy Dog License For Barking Doorbell
It must have been a Ringer Spaniel.
As always, thanks for visiting TenTonHammer.com,
-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin