It's the end of the world as we know it...

And I feel fiiiiiiiiiiine! Sorry... an inevitable change is coming to EverQuest 2. Some handle it well, others rant and attempt to incite revolution on an epic scale. Doom and gloom has come to Norrath and Coyotee Sharptongue, as always, is on the scene. Whether or not he is the cause of the doom and gloom remains to be seen.

“The recent statement from the Powers-That-Be that informed us of upcoming changes to be implemented was seemingly clear and concise. However I am told that a darker, more sinister “truth” lays hidden within these words and is spells out a grizzly message.” Coyotee says in serious tones as he turns to a figure who has moved beside him.

Read the rest of this wonderfully clever tale at EQ2 - Ten Ton Hammer.