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Whittle Me This - A Launch Date Editorial

Posted July 21st, 2008 by Cody Bye

Bring out the well-painted schnauzer bombs!

Over the past few weeks, Ten Ton Hammer's resident comedian Coyote has been revealing the basic truths we all see in our daily gaming lives. In his newly released editorial, "Whittle Me This", Coyote examines the three options many developers are often faced with when a game's launch date begins looming over their shoulder. Don't be shy, check out this latest batch of funny immediately!

Gamers are like a huge bag of hungry, angry bees. They want their content, they want it now, and if you don’t give it to them by the promised date you can bet your last 1up that they’re going to burst from their pain sack and latch onto your face. And trust me when I say that there are few things scarier in this world then a face full of bees.


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