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When was the last time someone gave you 14 days of something free? Yeah, yeah, besides AOL? The answer my friend, is blowing in the solar wind. The team at CCP, the developers of EVE Online are offering all of our TenTonHammer.com readers a 14-day free trial of the game. It's the only MMOG that I know of where you can hold down a job transporting strippers to their next job. Don't keep the strippers waiting, get your 14-Day FREE Trial! One of our readers who goes by the super-secret codename of "Sharon" sent in this first impression of EVE Online; "That lady computer trainer told me to right click on everything to make it work, but no matter how many times I right click that naked hologram for the Gallente pleasure center it does nothing! =P" Strippers and pleasure centers, what could go wrong? In a game where your social status is measured by the size of your ship I'd say nothing, nothing at all. Think of it like the Las Vegas of MMOGs. What happens in EVE Online stays in EVE Online. Tabula Rasa beta slots, $500, eight exclusive new MMOG articles and much more is but a click away. Loading... July 27, 2006 [Brass Pole Edition]

When was the last time someone gave you 14 days of something free? Yeah, yeah, besides AOL? The answer my friend, is blowing in the solar wind. The team at CCP, the developers of EVE Online are offering all of our TenTonHammer.com readers a 14-day free trial of the game. It's the only MMOG that I know of where you can hold down a job transporting strippers to their next job. Don't keep the strippers waiting, get your 14-Day FREE Trial!
One of our readers who goes by the super-secret codename of "Sharon" sent in this first impression of EVE Online;

"That lady computer trainer told me to right click on everything to make it work, but no matter how many times I right click that naked hologram for the Gallente pleasure center it does nothing! =P"

Strippers and pleasure centers, what could go wrong? In a game where your social status is measured by the size of your ship I'd say nothing, nothing at all. Think of it like the Las Vegas of MMOGs. What happens in EVE Online stays in EVE Online.
Tabula Rasa beta slots, $500, eight exclusive new MMOG articles and much more is but a click away.
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