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Loading... is brought to you today by EVE Online! 14-Day Free Trial! - Click it! Try it! Now! Really! A long time ago, in this very column I wrote about an attention whore named Sara Andrews [February 7, 2006 Loading...]. Sara was upset that Blizzard would not let her publicly recruit for her GLBT guild in the General Chat Channel of World of Warcraft. I have nothing against those of the homosexual persuasion, but broadcating sexual orientation in the chat channel of a game, especially World of Warcraft is guaranteed to incite a riot among the homophobe and I.Q. challenged swarm of humanity present. With that in mind, I now create a new character on every new WoW server and rush to Goldshire where I blast out an advertisement for a hypothetical GLBT guild, "Bottoms Up" just to see the nest of hornets rise up and attempt to virtually sting me. Comedy gold folks, comedy gold. Chat transcripts, Vin Diesel and 288 pounds of jellybeans are but a click away. Loading... July 28, 2006 [Anna Nicole Smith Edition]

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A long time ago, in this very column I wrote about an attention whore named Sara Andrews [February 7, 2006 Loading...]. Sara was upset that Blizzard would not let her publicly recruit for her GLBT guild in the General Chat Channel of World of Warcraft. I have nothing against those of the homosexual persuasion, but broadcating sexual orientation in the chat channel of a game, especially World of Warcraft is guaranteed to incite a riot among the homophobe and I.Q. challenged swarm of humanity present.

With that in mind, I now create a new character on every new WoW server and rush to Goldshire where I blast out an advertisement for a hypothetical GLBT guild, "Bottoms Up" just to see the nest of hornets rise up and attempt to virtually sting me. Comedy gold folks, comedy gold.
Chat transcripts, Vin Diesel and 288 pounds of jellybeans are but a click away.
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