Wonder Woman Busted at E3!

Wonder Woman allows Ten Ton Hammer to inspect the goods. Tough job, but we're on it. Looks like everything's in order.

Checking out the Wonder Woman poster in E3, it actually appeared that the woman in the poster was showing more skin than Ms. Kasey Poteet. We pressed for details. Were there any cleavage issues here?

"No, they didn't say anything about my cleavage. They just said my shorts were too short", she lamented.

"We checked the rules - there's nothing for media, so we went by the Booth Babe rules - and it only says bikini bottoms not allowed. And I wore stockings, so it's not really naked flesh there."

Kasey claims it is all E3's fault for assuming that the Media would not come in costume. We duly made a mental note to remind Phil to keep his ass in his pants at all times.

Not an easy task, by the way.

Ms. Poteet hosts a show on MusicPlus, which explained her E3 Media accreditation. Naturally, we were interested in hearing about her show, "Geek Rawk" on MusicPlus TV.

E3 is all behind her now. But check it out - those shorts are tame compared to the poster WW thong thingy. Unfortunately.

The Warner Bros. Games WW poster - note the butt riding, star spangled thong thingy.

"I actually host it topless."

Topless you say.

"But I make sure people know it's not about sexuality."

Of course it's not.

"It's like, I'm topless - but get over that, we're talking about topics and stuff."

We promised that we would be sure to catch the next show, as we were intensely curious to see her topics.

Wonder Woman (nee Kasey Poteet) is much more than an ass cheek showing, topless VJ. She has issues. Issues that the world must hear about.

Her online Bio describes her as "a model/actress/activist/ordained minister who cares a lot more about saving the world than trying to impress people with her work credits."

She has started her own group called "Wonder Girls" to help young girls deal with self-esteem issues. She wants to show America that "Tits Are Not Indecent", and to promote her work with groups like "Boobs Not Bombs" to change American decency laws. She has political aspirations.

And a nice ass. Too nice for E3.

E3 Security decides to get anal about its new dress code. Wonder Woman in their cross hairs.

E3 quickly brings in a more "appropriate" Wonder Woman replacement.

Kasey gets ready for her day job.

Neddie embraces the assingment. Offers to do intensive follow up.