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I couldn't understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting...

i already have it its my neighbor lol

I knew I should have been more specific with this crowd... *Ahem* The blonde in the bikini who has her own magic, for she found a swimsuit that fits her both top and bottom.

That better? ;)

LOL! I laughed my butt off at that one, almagill!

I think we can safely assume that the ayjit who wrote that mail to Coy was no Wiccan. Probably the closest they've come to it is watching Buffy, Hexxed and Charmed and thinking that's what it's all about.

Good news is that they'll probably discover Marilyn Manson and other cheery music soon and go lock themselves in their bedroom with a party pack of razor blades and a bucket of cider.

Oh, and I agree with the Bruce Campbell comments...Xena and Hercules were best, Jack of All Trades was pretty good, and just about everything else was at least decent. The Old Spice commercials trump all though :) And if their majick or whatever was real they could have at least spell-checked it (ha! ha!...okay, that was bad, I'll stop now...)

Wow. I personally am Wiccan and can tell you the author of that letter is no Wiccan. Wicca has a nice tenet called the threefold law, basically translates to "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you or else you get all that negative energy back times THREE." No true Wiccan would ever attempt to curse or hex someone, especially not because some random funny guy on the Internet decided to post some satirical pictures of a book series that has nothing to do with Wicca whatsoever. I personally like Harry Potter, but it has nothing to do with Wicca, nor do I mind other people not liking it, or just simply turning it into comedy. The weirdest way I have ever seen magic spelled is magick and that is just to distinguish it from stereotypical card tricks and such...besides, Wicca is a religion, not a system of magic, although many people connect the two. So basically, the person that wrote that needs to be arrested, get a life, and receive karmic revenge for besmirching a good religion. Keep parodying whatever you like, Coyote, you're awesome and I wish you the best in your comedic endeavors ;)

The Cyberwolfe Says:

July 31st, 2007 at 2:09 am
The only magic I’m interested in right now is a spell that gets me the blonde’s phone number
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You want Draco Malfoy's phone number?

The only magic I'm interested in right now is a spell that gets me the blonde's phone number :)

*still doubts the sanity of some of you*

cool! a jesus action figure. i am so going to get one. i wonder if they also make a pontius pilat action figure. they should, that way you can have duels. pew pew pew... "turn to the dark side, jesus" etc. too much fun! does the jesus action figure come with a little wooden cross, crown of thorns, spear and nails? maybe i'll buy a whole bunch of them, nail them to crosses and decorate my yard with them like pink flamingos.

that was one of the best hate mails i've seen in a long time. the grammar was absolutely atrocious, and if reading harry potter makes one more tolerant, then why are they getting their panties in such a twist? hmmm? and one last thing, if you spell magick with a 'k' then you're ookie-spookie and mystical. if you throw a 'j' into the mix you're just illiterate.

buck up, little camper. one of your biggest fans is an evil, black sex magickian who eats "wiccans" such as these for a snack.

How can you take a tool like that dude seriously when he used the word "peeps"?

whoa there horsey. how did *I* get drawn into your sicko fantasies???

no way... i'm so calling my agent. i told him specifically not to book me for this kind of crap anymore.

I always feel so dirty later.

I bring nothing upon myself.. well, except maybe Kiara and Morv if ever given the oppurtonity..mmmm.. sorry.. I gotta.. um.. go.. yeah.. be back in.. a while.. yeah..

psibr you brought that on your self i just copy and pasted a line of text i found *fades back into the shadows*

No, no, no.. Mr.. um.. . , O.o...

Its Shipwreck and Coyote that are the same peron, not Tony and Coyote. We all know that Dan and Tony are the new Gay Coupl...er.. I mean.. ehem.. "Odd" Couple.. we have seen them together, heck, they share a room at con's together. (anyone else seeing the link to the past few weeks of "Hobbit gay love" and "Harry Gay Love" photos and the upcoming con in which Coy and Radar are locked together in a room? (not to mention the fact that they sit in a dark room holding hands while doing the MST3K impression on patch notes))

Yeah.. jealousy is ugly.. er.. um.. I mean.. not jealousy. um.. hey.. look, its Anne Hathway in a bikini!

(ducks and runs)

lol

EQ2 Humor by Coyote Sharptongue and Tony "Coyote Sharptongue" Jones and theres proof psibr

Bang

and i just used "there's" instead of "there are"... you can go ahead and shoot me now...

I was forced to sit through "The Man With the Screaming Brain" once. Without a doubt, it is the worst movie I have ever seen.

And there's very few things that annoy me more than people who use "you're" and "your" wrong.

Strongbad's Rhythm N' Grammar says it very nicely in e-mail #89. http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html

i think thats radar

How can Lok be THAT GUY.. granted that would assume that if he wasnt THAT GUY he would be some other guy, so really, he has always been THAT GUY, but in same manner of thinking that would make any guy THAT GUY, as long as the subject of the indication was a male and you were said male. The universe is a very interesting place indeed.

And Coyote, who is Tony Jones?? Hrm..Hrm?

Mwahahaha...(it sounds so much cooler in my head when I laugh like that..)

OMG! I am NOT -THAT GUY-!!! I don't wear the shirt of the band I am going to see!

No Lok, you are THAT GUY.

.,... Am I one of those people?

kallarn i know some people are disturbed but at the risk of being attacked by owls again i will not mention who......but i wonder bout some other people

Did you read the 180+ day? That answers any questions you may have, about just about any subject ever brought up by man.

You have to wonder?

sometimes i wonder just how disturbed everyone really is

On Ceti 8 did Mister Khan,
A creepy earwig worm set free,
Which he put into your ear
(much better than into your rear)
And better off in you than me.

Really Kall? I can totally see Coy insisting that Mrs. Coy be Skyclad at all times when in the kitchen making him some pie,...

Somehow i cant see Coy chanting about with athame's and crystals and such.

Abide the Coyote rede you must
with perfect rump and perfect bust.

um... coy. aren't you wiccan?

Kallarn Says:

Was this written by Lok? Is Lok Jakey Rowling?
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Only in my dreams,.. but now that you said somthing, I could take the pen name of Jakey Rowling,...

When Don Coyote leaves a horses head in your bed you *KNOW* Harry Potter is crying over his lost love.

Well I've never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time...

OOOH Scary! Just googled dan coyote sharptongue and it asked if I actually meant DON Coyote Sharptongue.

He's heading off the the desert? He drives a "black" minivan?

I think little coven gothboi better back off. Google knows Coy's comes from good family...

Almagill wrote "“Oh my.. I think somebody is coming…” Harry thinks to himself, in a voice tha tonly you, me and Jakey Rowling(Mrs) can hear.. and he grabs his wand…"

Was this written by Lok? Is Lok Jakey Rowling?

Outbreak of bruces! This is serious people! Serious!

Meanwhile, in a multimillion dollar garret in darkest Edinburgh, little Jakey Rowling sits down at her table, picks up a quill (freshly plucked from the backside of one of the Queens own swans) and begins to pen a new classic....

"Let me see. Harry Potter and the Spelling Bee..., no, that's not quite right. Harry Potter and the Grammar Guide? No, too dry... AH! I can see it now, a forest green minivan pulls into Wanker Terrace. A masked figure moves catlike through the shadows, which is odd as it's mid afternoon and the sun is beating down mercilessly from a typically rain sodden English summer sky.

In his secret hidey hole under the stairs where he goes when he feels "his scar starting to itch", Harry is reading this months Horse and Rider. He hears soft footsteps in the hallway, followed by muffled curses as somebody falls over the carelessly discarded Quidditch kit, wizarding cloak and random schoolgirl clothes that mysteriously appear in Harry's pockets. "Oh my.. I think somebody is coming..." Harry thinks to himself, in a voice tha tonly you, me and Jakey Rowling(Mrs) can hear.. and he grabs his wand...

The door bursts open and there stands

Read More in Harry Potter In The Minivan of Pain. Serialised only in Ponyboy magazine....

Judging by this email... This is some goth kid in high school with friends. (Yes, goth kids have friends, they just call them covens because that is the goth thing to do.)

Coy, bet you $5 that if I wanted to put in the effort, I could find all of his youtube video blog postings in about 5 mins.

It was me, I'm sorry. I got a little carried away and it won't happen again.

My apologies :(

Ps: Apparently there is going to be one more Harry Potter book: The Horse F***erer. It might go straight to internet porn release though.

Three words: f*** harry potter!

Oh ok... I'll give you two more: from behind!!

Come get me all you evil nasty wiccan covens. Email me for my address but send only those members who are of legal age in Canada (and, although this should go without saying, seeing as you're a coven... Female).

(Ok Coyote, you owe me, that should have distracted them for a while)

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July 30th, 2007 at 10:59 am

harry poter is just the rantings of a crazy british lady whos now a rich crazy british lady…. this link proves it http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20026225/
and heres the link for the pigeons
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20032364/?GT1=10150

in america youd have that doll beat you up and then shoved up your arse

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July 30th, 2007 at 10:59 am

harry poter is just the rantings of a crazy british lady whos now a rich crazy british lady…. this link proves it http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20026225/
and heres the link for the pigeons
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20032364/?GT1=10150

harry poter is just the rantings of a crazy british lady whos now a rich crazy british lady.... this link proves it http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20026225/
and heres the link for the pigeons
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20032364/?GT1=10150

If an english kid took something like that to school, they'd be returning home quoting scriptures out of their arses.

coyote i warned you that when i was in Vegas that i was attacked by owls for doing the same thing........so now the owls are going to hunt you down at fan fair........also who writes these emails any way? 8 year old girly boys?...........just plain weird.....and who would want to buy a christian doll that quotes religious stuff? cause i know exactly what happened when you bring it to school, any guesses?........you would be laughed at and mocked by everyone

"hyaaaaahwaaah oooooooooyaaaaah!"