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She's right you know.

* raises fist in solidarity *

Preach on BRUTHA!!

Didn't Apocalypse kill him using some kinda beetle/scarab?

How bad ass can you be, if you have to be scared of bugs?

Lol...

That rant almost got me saluting the monitor. From one 30-something guy with an ever growing collection DvD series and video games, and stuff, cheers Coyote.

Supercilious numpties that mistake childlike for childish, are they just dull bores that want validation and to be in like minded company, or just too dense to get it. Who cares, sod 'em eh. And get kids to leave flaming bags of poop on their doorstep, that never gets old.

Reality says you have to grow older...

NOTHING says you have to grow up...

So, in an attempt to garner favor with my 'cross the pond' friends..

Bugger off, ya wanka!

# Madhog Says:
September 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am

You shoulda replied with *if you’re so smart, how big is Uranus?*

Hahahahahahaha!
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Approximately 25,500 km in radius (four times that of Earth). If you're speaking of mass, it's about 14 times as massive as Earth, 8.6810 × 10^25 kg.

And thanks for replying to my e-mail Coy, even if I do think your response was childish and juvenile. *pffts and eye rolls*

Pfff I think all these Coyote haters are made up. I don't want to hear from their emails anymore. I want to see them here in the friggin' comments, letting loose all their anger, curses and stuff in a troll worthy way, so they can be made fun of by everyone!

Another new fan Coyote?

I do seem to bring out the best in people, don't I?

The little baby with his fist up is sooo cute. I just want to hug him and blow raspberries all over him.

Oh and to the person who was annoyed. Simple solution don't read the damn thing anymore. A good amount of us enjoy the blog..well at least the pictures on the blog.

Awe, I like Coy as the box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing. I find him amusing.

*snuggles hugz Coy*

*Applauds*, god bless you sir, and the parents who raised you.

I was raised by apes, thus the body hair.

Either that or I'm turning into wolverine, which can only end WELL. Me, with unbreakable razor sharp metal claws? What could go wrong?

OOOOOOO.....then I could be Cyclops...yeah...and I'd be like, hey take your hands of my girl.....and then we would battle.....cool

Lol!!!!!! Ok yea I so knew you would fit in...

What the hell is someone who uses the word *Hedonistic* doing reading this? Bugger off back to yer Apple blogs ya hippy!

I am 42 and a half. I got into the Warhammer beta yesterday. I will be playing a goblin mostly cos the /special emote has him running around in circles, banging his head on the floor then wiping his ass on the floor in the manner of a dog, going round in circles.

My wife took one look and said *That wont be funny for long. Oh wait, you'll still be giggling at that in 3 years time*. Which is true! Its funny!

Btw Coy, what's the "Bibble"? Is like a new version of the Bible with boobies in??

Coyote Says:

September 11th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Either that or I’m turning into wolverine, which can only end WELL. Me, with unbreakable razor sharp metal claws? What could go wrong?
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What could go wrong? From the sound of it your unbreakable razor sharp metal claws are growing out of your ears. So there goes the family budget for new pillows . . . wait those aren't pillows!!!!

Bithy!!! I updated my page and responded to you in the forum!

Coyote...are you sure we are not related? More I read and gain insights to you the more i think we are truly alike. Amazing and Baffling at the same time!

Oh did I misspell bible?

What a crazy random happenstance.

Hey! If Coyote gets to be Wolverine, and Bandion gets to be Cyclops (so that they can battle over the same girl, and what not...). Can I be Bishop? And be above it all? I mean seeing as I seem to be the token around here... ^_^

BWAHAHAHAHAHA... *gasp* ...HAHAHAHAHA...

*wipes a happy tear from his eye*

Crazy random happenstance? Er no, you spelt it wrong you moron! Jessus Crist grow up you big baby!

LMAO The Token.

Dude, you officially rule.

And at least you chose someone decent over Luke Cage or Black Panther, or ya know...

Storm...*coughs* Not that I'd judge you.

Token? Can I put you in a slot machine then?

If...you're into that. Just ya know...

Get a ROOM you two. YEEEESH.

Ok...can't breathe....choking

Ok, I would like to change my character. I just flipped through my memory and as I recall, Cyclops is basically an analy cyclops. I would like to be something with a little more, um, bad ass to them....uhhhh, does anyone remember Cyber. He was the guy with poison tipped claws and adamantium skin. I like him....

Well, as cool as it'd be, and as much love as I have for Wesley Snipes... Blade seemed kinda cliched... lol

@Madhog:
Um, I'd prefer that you or any male, have NOTHING to do with putting me into ANYTHING... really... 'cause, just ew...

0.o

Dude, some bugs can be really scary. Haven't you seen the Mummy? I don't care if your using maximum strength, there is no kind of RAID that is killing off those bad boys. Also, didn't god send crickets to Egypt, i mean come on....you can be bad ass and still scared of bugs...bugs and roving packs of rabid squirrels. Both of those are legitimate fears....*cowers in corner*

I don't know who sent you that but what the hell is wrong with you? What is wrong with not being a grownup 24/7? I'm a year younger than Coyote and I REFUSE to grow up and it's paid off. My childlike view helped me select a toy for my kid the other day which she has NOT SET DOWN. She sleeps with it, eats with it, and does not let it out of her site. I did what a half dozen grandparents and relatives have never accomplished and it wasn't because I spend more time with her, it's because I can think like her.

And as much as I rag on Coyote, poop is still damn funny.

lol... I stand corrected... =)

Wyrmy wins the blog for serious use of the verbage " Supercilious numpties "

NICE.

Is there a prize? Perhaps some ear-hair clippers?

I find it interesting that people (generally, bitter women) assume that if you enjoy video games or dick jokes, you're incapable of acting like an adult when the need arises.

When I was about 15 I realized there were 3 levels of maturity. The first is when you are truly a child. You behave like a child, and enjoy childish things, in all sincerity and with little self-awareness.

After that comes an extremely self-conscious phase where you obsess over "growing up", "being an adult", "becoming a man", etc. It usually starts in your late teens - you put your toys in the attic and get rid of the Darth Vader bedspread. You organize everything in to categories like "childish" or "adult", and look down at anyone that enjoys things you've deemed to be the former.

But the third and final stage of maturity _is_ something like the switch. Sure, it won't put you in a suit or make you enjoy black coffee - but when there's bills to be paid, children to raise, or a wife to emotionally or financially support - you can buck up and take on the burdens of being an adult. The rest of the time though? To hell with it. Life is too important to take seriously.

Far far too many people never move past that second stage. The difference between a scowling, grumpy, "get the hell off my lawn" old man and the charming, witty, bright-eyed life-of-the-retirement-center is whether or not he ever _finished_ growing up. It can seem like a regression to those stuck in the second phase, but it's more of an enlightenment that the simple pleasures in life are what matter.

So, don't let the developmentally retarded individuals that are stuck in the second phase of maturity get you down. One day they'll see you were right all along - or, they'll die unhappy and with a vague sense that there must be "more to life".

Wyrmy - not really. Just bragging rights until someone else wins teh bloglumn.

And seriously... I get this whole feminist vibe from that email too. In my experience feminists... you know those really hard core probably butch lesbians - are the most overreaching and hypocritical people on the planet. The rest of this rant goes into an example in politics, so I think I'm going to just quit while I'm ahead. ^_^

Oh, and Radar! Yay for you and your kid ^_^ If that toy doesn't fall apart, she'll probably have it for years - I know I still have my equivalent toy around here somewhere.

That rings true. I used to work for Games Workshop, for long enough to see customers come, go, and come again. I think tissues might have been involved, but outside the store.

As a kid the punters were all into the hobby, then once they hit the late teens their priorities change. Instead of being into and spending money on toy soldiers, they're looking at those soft skinned and nice smelling people with the lumps on their chest. That, booze and cars, they kinda thing they ain't been allowed to be into cos've their age.

But years on, one day walking past a store hand in hand with a partner they'll point it out and say "I used to be into that". They'll take a tour, ostensibly so he can take a walk down memory lane and she can see something else that made him the person he is. He'll leave with a paint set and boxed set of new toy soldiers. And she'll get a dragon. And paint it better than he ever could.

No Wyrmy - THAT is spot on! Mr Morvy and I did that exact same thing recently. Need to find time to prime the little guys before I can get painting though.

Well said, veaudaux. I agree.

And Coyote, I can't believe her email actually made you upset (even for two seconds) and then angry. It would have made be angry for two seconds and then utterly dismissive. Seriously, humorless pseudo-adults like the one who sent you that email are literally beneath contempt. Responding to them is both pointless and unnecessary.

But then I'm a few years older and have nose AND ear hair, so y'know ... I'm way more mature.

S

You shoulda replied with *if you're so smart, how big is Uranus?*

Hahahahahahaha!

Well used. If only you'd spelt favour correctly. :p

Man, I hate people like the complainer. Just because you are all whimsical on the blolumn, that does not mean you are an idiot to your kids. And sometimes a story is amplified for effect. I know for a fact Coy is a great dad.

The complainer needs to be kicked soundly in the nuts. What kind of example does he/she set for his/her kids? Become an internet tough guy and tell everyone else who to act and raise their kids?

What an asshat. They need to shut their pie hole and mind their own business. How Coy raises his kids is not their business, and they need to keep their opinions on it to themselves.

Grrrrr.

Holy...holy shit.

Did Shipwreck just...stick up for me? And do it seriously? Like, seriously stick up for me?

...

.....Okay. Who hacked his account?

Yes, Coyote, embarass your friend so he never does it again.

This is why everyone hates you.

Wow! Shippie loves Coy.

*gets all misty eyed*

Um.. hate to point this out.. but Shippie aren't you using the exact same freedom that you are condeming in your response?

"How Coy raises his kids is not their business, and they need to keep their opinions on it to themselves."

Sorry, just had to.. you know.. point that out...

He's not condemning the freedom... he's condemning their lack of tact and etiquette.

I am proud of you just the way you are, no change is needed.

**Warning to all would-be commenters**

Momma Coyote gets a free pass here. You play nice, and remember that I have your IP addresses.

**End warning**

AWE!!!! Isn't that sweet!

She is right. We love you the way you are.