And that's the truth...
Updated Mon, Nov 10, 2008 by Coyote
Sorry folks! No column for today, as somethingextremely important came up...
At first I tried frantically to get an article done,
and I wrote up a storm! I was a whirlwind of typing and jokes!
But just as I was about to finish the article, I realized that I had an errand that just could not be put off.
My eyes darted frantically to the clock,
and my heart raced in my chest as I thought about all of you, my readers...
...and how disappointed in me that you'd be.
So to those of you who are disappointed, who feel betrayed or let down because there is no column for today, and nothing for you to see or do, I sincerely apologize.
You came here, to me, looking for a source of entertainment, or perhaps a piece of news or gossip that you haven't heard...
And I let you down because of a pre-existing obligation that was forgotten until the last minute.
And I feel HORRIBLE about it.
So I'll be back Monday, with a new column full of fun and laughter, unless of course there is some sort of natural disaster...
-Coyote
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@ Badion
Is it that special reindeer chocolate drops?
@ Coyote
Get me the address and phone number of "the girl next door" up there and you can write as little or as much as you want and I'll always give you 5 stars on the posts :D
*high-fives Sandor*
I thought you were a scotch drinker...
Oh, wait, I forgot the whole pirate motif
I am really confused, these posts are both funnier and more enlightening than his others (apart from ofcourse, "The") and yet we only get them when he wants to apologise for not writing us something?
Plus quality like this has to take longer than what he normally spills out for us right?
Have fun with yer freaky midget live nude girls girls girls.. 365 of them?
lucky git
Nebbeny won the blog today by saying:
Plus quality like this has to take longer than what he normally spills out for us right?
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Dude.
You have *no* idea.
he could have wrote a sequel to the "The" post
I have dark chocolate in the trunk of my car for a certain someone.
HAH! No it isn't Bithy! mmmmmmm Dark chocolate.
I love Dark chocolate...Badion is now my new favorite person as I sit here with said Dark chocolate in my hands!
Sugar high here I come...
Spyder19 Says:
October 17th, 2008 at 7:20 am
I thought you were a scotch drinker…
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He might be if they start making 14-proof scotch melon coolers.
S
You say it best, when you say nothing at all.
He drinks fruit based drinks? Wow, here in the UK they're for the ladies, men drink beer.
Well, fruit based does as fruit based does, I always say.
Oh my, is it Friday afternoon already and nothing to do till Monday but get RSI in WAR? Oh dear, how sad, nevermind.
Damnit, I'm late to the party. The rum is probably all gone already. Why is the rum always gone?
Woot i won the blog!
Bongo Said:
he could have wrote a sequel to the “The†post
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You mean "End"? We can only hope. :p