Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

At Ten Ton Hammer, we like messing with the headlines as much as we like reporting on them. As proof, Loading... today points the way toward the Ten Ton Turnip, our response to faux news publcation The Onion. A big thank you to you, the reader, and to the Ten Ton Hammer team is also in order on the eve of my country's least commercialized holiday. We also have some genuine news to comment upon, some real world news that we couldn't make up if we tried, and our usual epic forum thread in Loading... The Ten Ton Turnip, Issue 1!