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One Sentence Movie Reviews - The Halloween Edition

Updated Wed, Dec 03, 2008 by Coyote

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Hey everybody tonights mischief night, we can go egg Coy's house for the bad movie review.....
Me im sitting on my roof with a paintball gun with lazer sight and scope.

Another place for spoilers that save you the money you would have wasted on a sucky movie is http://moviepooper.com/

Those were NOT rednecks in Night of the Living Dead!

And I expect factual information tomorrow. None of this "In the olden times" stuff. Remember...Lucy did NOT believe in the Great Pumpkin.

Yay! Seen 'em all!

Well, apart from that Fridges In Mad Isan's Country one. I had to go see the Snow falls On Cedar one instead.

It had trees in it and snow.

I thinkthe zombies crept out of the screen and scooped the brains out of my skull as I can remember nothing else about it at all.

What no one sentence review for the Saw saga

What truly amazes me is that halloween is such a big family orientated holiday in the USA. Seriously, way to miss the entire point of it.

Freaks.

That said, you have just made me giggle with some of yer 1 liners. Just dont turn up at my house in a stupid costume expecting sweets.

Bridges scared me the most I am embarassed to say.

Madhog Says:

October 30th, 2008 at 9:21 am
What truly amazes me is that halloween is such a big family orientated holiday in the USA. Seriously, way to miss the entire point of it.
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Oh? And what IS the point of it?

*gets a pen*

Madhog Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 9:21 am

What truly amazes me is that halloween is such a big family orientated holiday in the USA. Seriously, way to miss the entire point of it.
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In the US, Halloween is a family-oriented holiday before dark and an adult-oriented holiday after dark. You take the kids trick-or-treating in the evening, then, after the sun goes down, you put on a costume (scary if you're male, slutty if you're female) and go out drinking until 3 am.

It's the American Way.

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oh for the Exorcist you forgot to add that she masturbates with a crucifix. When they rereleased it in the 90s or early 00s with scenes that were cut out a couple actually got up and left during that part.

you forgot Jaws - A shark vomits up people until they open the beach. Oh wait, i was watching it backwards.

Bongo Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am
you forgot Jaws - A shark vomits up people until they open the beach. Oh wait, i was watching it backwards.
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True. True.

You should have included the classic "Reanimator". snirk

Bridges of Madison County. Oh come on. That wasn't nearly as scary as Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.

No vampire movies? I think you missed a few that should have been in the top 20.

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