Come close, breathe deep...
Updated Wed, Dec 03, 2008 by Coyote
I'm taking the day off. I know, I know...
Lame way to end the week, but Uncle Coyote needs a day off kids.
What little bit I have left of a brain is fried, and I have to prepare for a rather lengthy business trip. But have no fear, I'll be back on Monday with all sorts of tales and geek related adventures about my journey.
So until then:
You're all now infected with Stage 1 Solanum, and have about 24 hours to live before you are reanimated as the walking dead.
You might be thinking:
"Ha, nice try Coyote - but Solanum isn't contagious like the flu! You can't get infected just by coming here, reading the sign and breathing the air! It isn't AIRBORNE! HA! NOOB!"
Well, you're wrong.
It is.
I've been misting infected blood through the ventilation system and you've all been inhaling it, even as you read these words. It's on your skin, in your mouth, in your nose, and in your lungs.
Now go forth my children and bite somebody.
I'll see you next week.
-Coyote
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*bitebitebitebite*
So, does this mean as a zombile you'll be looking for some good head while on your trip ?
Well played sir. Well played indeed.
I should bite you for failing to spell 'breathe' correctly.
I think I might be immune. I already have the Rage virus.
I was zombie_23 in the first film, but got left wandering around Soho and surviving off the crispy fried ducks hanging in the Chinese restaurants no-one ever actually eats. Turns out they really are radiactive and it cured me. But then caught it again off a bloodied gun in the second film. Luckily I smelt duck and was off chasing that when the city got bombed. These days I make a living selling letters of complaint to the Daily Mail.
Biting people? Sounds fun! Who wants to be bitten???
Damn. The one day I'm off from work, and I could have turned my coworkers into mindless zombies.
. . .
Oh wait. Too late.
...brains...
Wyrmy is now my hero.
Of course it sucks that tomorrow is my birthday and now I'll be a zombie for it...though I guess it'd make gift shopping easy...they could just bring their delicious brains...
....only if they will bite back....
*nibble*
I don't think I'd like to become a brain-eating zombie here at work. I'd starve! :)
Have a great weekend everyone.
Sweet delicious brainsssss...........
Happy Birthday to you early SillyGirl. I hope day is a good one for you.
Thank you Momma coyote.
Happy Birthday SillyGirl, hope you get lots of fresh delicious brains!