You get NOTHING...
Updated Wed, Dec 03, 2008 by Coyote
You STOLE Fizzy lifting drinks,
You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized...
So you get NOTHING!
You LOSE...
GOOD DAY SIR!
.....okay...
....I had nothing for today and Radar told me to take a day off, and even though I know that he didn't mean from THIS, I'm going to pretend that's what I thought he meant when he asks "Why isn't there a column for today?"
I'm gunna be all "OoOooh, when you said take the DAY OFF, I thought you meant...OOOhhh...my bad."
I'll have something for tomorrow and it'll be all "ghetto fabulous", (I don't know what that means. I heard it somewhere.) and you'll all forget that I totally ran out of creative juice today because being creative every day is like.....hard and stuff.
Plus, I'll distract you with boobs and end the column with a one-liner that you'll just assume had something to do with today's story, but you won't remember because you'll be thinking about curvy goodness.
That is why IWON'T do two shows a night anymore, babe. I won't. I won't do 'em.
-Coyotejuice
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You should've had Mrs. C do today's column. Her column would've been way better.
Somebody tell that girl to put on something with support. Otherwise, those girls are going to be by her knees by the time she's 50!
Enjoy your day off Coyote!
Wow, judging from the pic you NEED to do 2 shows a night...
One stage left and one stage right...
Ok I forgive you because of the well placed Beetlejuice line ;)
You usually write stuff??
Heh wow, who'da guessed?
I thought this was just a forum!
No I meant take a day off. You are a hard worker and deserve it... *inches closer* I think all of your readers *inches closer* would probably agree *tries to hide the pipe behind his back* that it's difficult to write every day....DONT YOU RUN FROM ME!
Radar, he's not running... you're just verra verra slow.
Grats on todays pic, Coy. Tho, as Loolee says, that girls' goign to need some support or she'll be suffering in later years.
We should all offer a hand..
Ah, well, I attended Juliard; I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School; I travel quite extensively; I lived through the BLACK PLAGUE and I had a PRETTY GOOD TIME DURING THAT. I've seen THE EXORCIST about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER - EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I SEE IT. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a DEAD GUY. So WHADDA _YOU_ THINK? ... You think I'm qualified?
One day I will write that on a job application.
RadarX Says:
November 20th, 2008 at 11:03 am
No I meant take a day off. You are a hard worker and deserve it…
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Bah. His only brush with work is when he avoids it.
To hell with giving that girl support. I have support - give me that shirt!
Is it just me, or does she look bored? I kinda thought she was supposed to be all sexy and stuffs.
Or am I the only one looking at her face?
I didn't notice a face.
How YOU doin', Mrs. C????
Face? Hmm I thought Coy had cropped that out, maybe he didnt!
Still, who cares!
You had me at that last picture......something about her that makes me feel tingly in a special place. Enjoy your day off.
come to mention it... yeah. It does look like she was about done with this photo shoot. lol
# Morvelaria Says:
"To hell with giving that girl support. I have support - give me that shirt!"
Well, if you feel like wrestling her to the ground and getting that shirt off her, I'm sure not going to stand in your way.
Just remember, pix or it didn't happen.
Heeey!!!! There's Mrs Coy!! Yougonna post for us on Friday? Huh? Gonna? Gonna??