The Drizzt Do'Urden MMOG Coming to PC and Console
Everybody can play as our favorite gold-hearted Drow in the Drizzt MMOG.
"We are very excited about the prospect of this Intellectual Property" Jim Crowley, CEO of Turbine said. "We've seen the names in every game, whether it's Drizzzzt or Drizzzzz't and want to provide them a home. Away from the mocking, we want players not to be burdened with things such as 'originality' or 'choices.' You want to be a Dark Elf Ranger, carry two swords, and kill everything? So do I, so why can't we both live and play in this world and even have the same name?"
Greg Leeds, CEO of Wizards of the Coast said, "Oh my god, would you people just leave us alone? We're working on the D&D Dungeon Builder as fast as we can! I'm sorry we even showed it to people. What? Oh, yes the Drizzt thing. Our people say we haven't quite squeezed that dry yet so we are completely on board the cash train. Woo! Woooooo!"