Directly from the desk of Mythic Entertainment's Mark Davis, comes a special Warhammer Online holiday poem. Read inside for the full story on the invading band of Greenskins.

When out on the lawn there arose such a noise,
I looked out and saw a big mob of "Da Boyz."
Away from the window I flew like a flash,
For my skull I would rather the Orcs did not smash
"Oi Boss!" said a Big 'Un, "We's ere for da brew!"
They'd heard about Keg End! Now what could I do?

• 'Twas the Night Before Keg End