Posted December 25th, 2008 by Coyote

Man..this picture gets bigger every year.
And while Christmas isn't my bag baby, (Peace Austin, you my boo, yo) I do manage to get a couple of days off from work in order to celebrate without explaining why I need a young goat and painstakingly drawn pentacle done in sheep's blood.
So I'm taking them, and I'm frigging thankful.
Happy Holidays, regardless of what you celebrate, what you believe in, or how badly you want to comment about how "PC" I'm being by not saying "Merry Christmas", because this is AMERICA and AMERICANS say "Merry Christmas" and don't bow to the filthy commies.
Any way you slice it, I don't care. I've already opened *MY* gifts, had my fill of eggnog, and I'm currently figgying up my pudding to the thoughts of that chick in the Santa gear, because, DAMN.
So Happy Merry Holidaymas to each and every one of you - and we'll see you kids on Monday.
-Coyote