Cap'n Varlos be lookin' fer new buccaneers, so those that be willing best be eyeing this here story. That sea dog Coyotee be sharing the Cap'ns commercial and shows what a landlubber, bilge filled censor can do to a' man.

A grizzled sea Captain stands on a pier in front of a large ship as he motions for you to come closer with a wave of his arm.

“AVASTE YE LUBBERS!” He barks out in greeting as a spray of water crashes around the ship.

Ye best click right here afore ye be walking the plank.