EverQuest II Interviews - Renewing the Shame Part 2



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"This is Coyotee Sharptongue with Ten
Ton Hammer news, bringing you an exclusive interview. Standing with me today, is
none other than the mysterious being known only as "The Curious Auger" Coyotee
smiles into the camera before turning towards the robed figure beside
him.

"How are you today sir?" The reporter asks.

"Why do you ask?"
The Curious Auger inquires as he tilts his head slightly.

Laughing
slightly, the Kerran reporter shakes his head.

"Its just a form of
greeting friend." Coyotee explains as the Auger nods.

"What form?" The
robed figure asks curiously.

"It's just something people SAY." The
Reporter frowns as he looks at the man beside him.

"What people?" The
Augur asks with another tilt of his head.

"Okay, *that's* annoying."
Coyotee points out with a growl.

"What's annoying?" The robed man asks
causing the reporter to grow flustered.

"The answering everything with a
question. We get it. You're curious. Enough." The cat man growls as the Auger
looks on un-phased.

"Why does that annoy you?" The Curious Auger asks
innocently as the reporter slowly boils with rage.

"If you ask one more
question, I'm going to shove this microphone some place that the sun never sees."
Coyotee growls in warning.

The two men stare at each other, and after a
long pause the Auger sighs in defeat.

"Where would that be?" He finally
asks.

Exploding in a roar of rage, the reporter takes the robed figure as
they tumble off
camera.

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A news crew
follows a large Kerran through the halls of an ancient castle. Leaning against a
dusty wall, the cat man sighs as he reads from a note pad.

"Billy? I've
got to interview someone named..Billy? Is this right?" He asks as a voice off
camera calls back.

"Yeah. The subject's name is Billy." The voice
confirms.

"Billy. Wow..finally someone without a name like "Muscletees"
or "Stabyereyes"." The cat man chuckles as he looks around.

"Gaah! Look
at THAT thing." The Kerran laughs as the camera focuses on a giant doll propped
oddly in one corner.

"That has to be the creepiest god damn thing I've
ever seen." He laughs as he walks over towards the large doll and picks it up by
the arms.

"This thing would give my NIGHTMARES nightmares. Look at it!"
He laughs as he holds it up by the arms. "I mean what do you call this thing?"
He chuckles as he makes the doll dance.

"That would be Billy." The voice
from off camera informs as the cat man dances.

"What?" He says with a
laugh that dies in his throat as the Doll creature's hand sewn eyes turn towards
the reporter as it looks up at him.

"I just peed." The reporter says in a
small voice as he starts to cry, the horror he holds in his hands wiggling
slightly.

"CUT! CLEAN UP!" The off camera voice calls out as the reporter
weeps openly as he drops the Doll creature and runs off
sobbing.

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"This is
Coyotee Sharptongue reporting to you LIVE from a dark alley deep with in the
evil city of Freeport, where an informant has agreed to meet us - and supply us
with information on the city's defenses." A Kerran whispers harshly into a
microphone as he and his crew slink through a dimly lit alley.

"He's
agreed to exchange this interview, and this information for a new life in
Qeynos..and there he is!" Coyotee whispers excitedly as he points towards a
robed figure lurking in the shadows ahead.

As they approach, the figure
beckons them closer, and draws the Kerran and his crew deeper into the
shadows.

"You came." The hooded informant says, his voice coming in
nervous gasps.

"I got your message. Are you sure you're willing to do
this?" The Reporter asks barely able to contain his excitement.

"I had to
see you again." The informant says softly, his hand reaching out and taking the
Kerran's paw.

"W-wh..whu?" The reporter blinks in confusion as he looks
around.

Throwing back the hood, the Overlord Lucan D'Lere stares back at
the Kerran reporter, his single eye threatening to brim with
tears.

"You..you haven't returned my calls." Lucan says softly as Coyotee
sighs in frustration and motions for the cameras to cut.

Nodding in
affirmation, the large barbarian cameraman pretends to turn off the camera as
the film roles.

"Look..Lucan. You can't do this. I told you. I'm
flattered but.." Coyotee starts only to be cut off.

"I COULD RIP YOUR
SOUL FROM YOUR BODY!" Lucan sneers. "Rip your heart from your well
chiseled...thick..muscled..chest.." He trails as he still holds the reporter's
hand.

"Okay. This is just getting *weird*." The cat man says as he turns
his back and moves away from the Overlord.

With an anguished sob, the
Overlord pulls the hood back up over his head and storms off.

"Do you
believe that guy?" Coyotee asks the large barbarian as they walk away.

"I
dunno..he seems nice." The cameraman says with a shrug. "I kinda feel bad for
him." He admits as the reporter snorts disdainfully.

"Yeah..well, he
hasn't shown up to your place naked." Coyotee laughs as he looks at the camera.
"Wait..is that thing still ON?" He growls reaching for it as the camera quickly
snaps to static.

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The
Kerran reporter smiles brightly as the camera focuses on him once
more.

"So there you have it folks. Our pain, our anguish, our utter
humiliation..." He smiles as he waves goodnight.

"So that you can have
laugh on us. Thanks for watching and we'll see you next week." He chuckles as
the camera slowly fades to black.

 


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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016

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