Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

My first encounter with being one-shotted happen in EverQuest. It was General V'Deres and he ran up to me before I could move.
 
POW.
 
No loading screen, no "Please...wait..." nothing. Just me, back at bind.
 
I had NO clue what hit me and I remember clear as a bell my amusement at the fact that a mob had just teleported me to bind.
 
Me: /gu DUDE WTF? A mob that ports you? That's weak!
 
Guildie: He ported you? Like back to him?
 
Me: /gu lol..no. Like back to bind!
 
Me: And he took all of my gear.

Me: ...and…
 
Me: ...nevermind.
 
I never lived that down.

- Coyote