In which our hero makes some lovely woodwork. No, really
PC Gamer weighs in with their thoughts on Vanguard: Saga of Heroes.
On one of the many occasions online RPG Vanguard managed to depress and amuse me simultaneously, it gave me a quest to go and shear five goats. The NPC next to the quest-giver had just addressed me as "hero", and thanked me for coming to help his beleaguered community. So, hero, go cut some goat hair for us, because we just can't be bothered.
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