Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

Be careful, or Fizzlestick will turn you into a frog.

Upon returning to Fizzlestick, you're immediately branded as a thief. Quite loudly, as a matter of fact. Did I forget to mention he's a little eccentric? And crazy? In any case, he remembers that he sent you to get the book for him. By the lack of reaction from the other Robgoblins in the camp, I quickly began coming to the conclusion that this certainly isn't the fist time they've had to deal with (or ignore) his wild outbursts. Knowing this, dealing with the old coot became easier as time goes on.

After getting the book back, Fizzlestick needs to you find his glasses. As exciting as this sounds, it only takes a few seconds as they are on a rock in the camp. It may not be thrilling to search for glasses, but if he can't read, you're not going to learn anything, so this will have all been a big waste of time. I don't like wasting my time. How about you?

Despite your valiant efforts so far, Fizzlestick still isn't happy. He thinks the book is sticky and wants you to have his friend (I use the term loosely), Nurgle, clean it for him. Cheerfully, you grab the book back and bring to Nurgle. Upon being handed the book, poor Nurgle looked as though he were mere moments from spewing his lunch as he asked if the book had been rubbed with booger bars. While the image of that dances in your head (booger bars... seriously? Eww!), Nurgle gets the book clean and tells you to go back to Fizzlestick.

When you return, Fizzlestick wants you to read a chapter to him. He mumbles something about eye strain, and to me, it appeared as though the cantankerous fellow had lost his glasses again. Resigned to my fate (as you soon will be too), I began reading the prescribed pages. Shortly after beginning, he cut me off while babbling about wands and lightning. Suddenly, he threw a "silly outfit" at me and told me to leave him alone. Congratulations, you're now a level 1 wizard! Yay!

Killing More Than Time - Levels 1 to 5

After that sudden rush of endorphins from the exciting news leaves your body, you quickly realize one thing. Fizzlestick was right... it is a silly outfit. Nothing takes your mind off a silly outfit faster than learning you're finally going to put your first spell to use! As a quick (not to mention simplistic) first task, Fizzlestick wants you to use your new Zap spell on some Robgoblin Initiates that have been giving the camp some trouble. As noted about, the task is beyond simple. Follow the quest path to your local group of Initiates, enter combat, and blast them to smithereens with your Zap spell. Or... you can learn from someone that actually wants you to have a snowball's chance to complete the task without getting knocked out at all.