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In The Trenches

Sins of a Solar Spymaster #17: The Archive of Tears - Page 2

Updated Wed, Jun 24, 2009 by The Mittani


Executive Outcomes: Circular Firing Squad


Executive Outcomes (EXE) has been one of KenZoku's most loyal pets. Until the final days of the Second Great War, they held space in Period Basis and comprised a significant portion of KenZoku's fleets. Their leader, Mo'Chusile, consistently tried to put a brave face on the mounting losses of KenZoku and EXE. His updates on the progress of the war became infamous for the way in which they glided over the failures of their side. After the debacle in H74, Rivisa, one of the EXE membership, had enough with Mo'Chusile's flawed updates and spoke truth to power. Perhaps unsurprisingly, this unleashed a classic fit of e-rage, culminating in Rivisa being kicked from the alliance.

Mo'Chusile's terrible attempt to spin H74:

We tried to take H74 and the plan was good, execution was terrible for multiple reasons. One of the big reasons was that everyone was informed very late, on the day of the op just a few hours before about the amount of tower spam we had to do. The next reason was that all tower teams (aside from the exe team, because we are awesome) either cheated ;) (AAA put up 4 smalls and one large) or failed in getting the 5 towers up in time. Grade of failure was different, but at the end of the night, instead of 45 towers standing safely for US TZ and with timers for saturday euro TZ, we ended up with 29 standing, and 10 of them having terrible timers for US TZ the same night, so the next morning we had 19 towers up. The next failure was to dismiss the fleet for the night less than enthusiastically and not communicating to our pilots that with a good effort on the next day we still had a safe tower majority. After that, it was all over before it even started.

All in all, we beat ourselves there. A little more careful planning and preparation, everyone (but us :smug:) should have spent some more attention to dropping towers over partying on TS while shooting offline PL towers, and the first day would have ended totally different. And on day two, the coalition had a whopping 160 people in system in the morning, which hadn't been a problem for us in before at all...

Anyways, to make sure the next thing we do goes right and isn't hampered by silly mistakes from the start, we will take time to prepare it properly. In the mean time we will defend key targets when necessary, and otherwise see to it that we rack up the most kills possible in the most fun ways. And then in a week or two we will strike again.

P.S.: The one good thing H74 showed was that during EU timezone (thursday 1700) we are still able to outnumber and control the hostiles. So now we just run the next one a little better

Rivisa calls out Mo'Chusile:

This isn't a "change this or I'm leaving post", I'm going in either event (probably shortly after Mo reads this), its just an honest (e.g. blunt and rude) assessment of where EXE has got itself in the last 5 months.

Its gone up today, not just as a response to your post (though it provides a nice framework upon which to make my points) but to spare you having it splashed all over COAD. Saturday it might made it there, Sunday at an outside. Monday? Nope its safe. We are now completely irrelevant, goons don't even want to laugh at us anymore.

Deluded, syncofantic fanboys (o/ warone) can stop reading here, and just hit reply and splurge their vapid drivel now. Don't quote anything, unless you're actually responding to a point. Honestly, people will realise it's me your responding to; when was the last time you saw anybody else question Mo's judgement. Seriously, when?

End Prefix

I pondered where to start with this. The fact that this latest clusterf*** took place on Friday, and you did the usual "Mo thing" e.g. hide and say nothing then leave it a couple of days and then post this glib dismissal at 2200 on Sunday night seems a good, if not pivotal, point to address 1st. This (circle jerking on the very rare occasion we win a fight, and hiding when it frequently goes tits-up) is almost the exact opposite of leadership, in case you're confused about what you've been doing.

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We tried to take H74 and the plan was good, execution was terrible for multiple reasons. One of the big reasons was that everyone was informed very late, on the day of the op just a few hours before about the amount of tower spam we had to do. The next reason was that all tower teams (aside from the exe team, because we are awesome) either cheated ;) (AAA put up 4 smalls and one large) or failed in getting the 5 towers up in time. Grade of failure was different, but at the end of the night, instead of 45 towers standing safely for US TZ and with timers for saturday euro TZ, we ended up with 29 standing, and 10 of them having terrible timers for US TZ the same night, so the next morning we had 19 towers up. The next failure was to dismiss the fleet for the night less than enthusiastically and not communicating to our pilots that with a good effort on the next day we still had a safe tower majority. After that, it was all over before it even started.

Oh so it was just a mistake, and lessons will be learned and it all be different next time? This would be more credible if they weren't the same mistakes that have been made over and over since February. Time and time again, fleets have stood down only to lose the moon have just taken. Seriously why will it be different next time, beyond that fact that you're saying so; are you going to see the FC's suddenly stop being concerned about logging off? Different FC's? Or is it just blind, desperate hope on your part?

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All in all, we beat ourselves there. A little more careful planning and preparation, everyone (but us :smug:) should have spent some more attention to dropping towers over partying on TS while shooting offline PL towers, and the first day would have ended totally different. And on day two, the coalition had a whopping 160 people in system in the morning, which hadn't been a problem for us in before at all...

What are you smug about??? That EXE didn't display horrific incompetence? Jesus H Christ, you have to be truly desperate to clutch that that tiny little straw. Actually I hope you are, it's that kind of despair that might get you to reassess what you personally have been doing wrong, and maybe how you could do it better.

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Anyways, to make sure the next thing we do goes right and isn't hampered by silly mistakes from the start, we will take time to prepare it properly. In the mean time we will defend key targets when necessary, and otherwise see to it that we rack up the most kills possible in the most fun ways. And then in a week or two we will strike again.

So the same people, will try the same things, in the same places while clinging to the delusion that this will produce a different outcome? That's not faith, it's mental illness.

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P.S.: The one good thing H74 showed was that during EU timezone (thursday 1700) we are still able to outnumber and control the hostiles. So now we just run the next one a little better ;)

Confirmed this with the russians have you? Cos I'm pretty bloody certain that if they aren't interested, EXE won't be doing anything, just like Friday. I've saved our convo log from Friday, in case you may have forgotten why I would reach that conclusion. Which brings me to neatly to....

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I dont care about the outcome

Erm, why not? There are only 2 outcomes; winning and losing, everything else is semantics.

It's trolling to tell someone how shite they are, if you can't offer some constructive criticism on how they could be less shite. So here's a list of where to start.

Molle/BoB's leadership: Since Z-M there have only been 2 reasonable conclusions that are supported by the indisputable facts. Recap them for you shall I? (fake edit who's fucking writing this, yoda??). PB was lost in a weekend. It is a record for the fastest fall of a sov 4 constellation in eve history. Aside from being yet another example of making a plan and not sticking to it ("let PB fall, focus on Querious" 2 days later "oh shit DEFEND PB")

This came about because Molle called for the jammer to be cycled. Either he is frighteningly incompetent and so continuing to follow an agenda of which is set by him is this. Or an almost equally awful conclusion, it was done on purpose to sabotage any defence, the rationale being if the carebears have no where to rat / mine then they will turn up to ops (which never works btw, people who turn up are always the same faces; having no where to rat or mine doesn't change peoples preferences and doesn't increase participation and hideously self inflicted defeats do hurt participation).

Lack of direction: Vague, platitudinous bullshit like you just posted about "in a couple of weeks something unspecified" is exactly what I'm talking about. Pick a goal for fucks sake, preferably an achievable one that can be acted on soon. There are plenty of low sec high ends that still with in the tactical capability of this alliance, to be taken & towered by EXE for EXE's benefit. It wouldn't stop you asking BoB for manpower while doing this. What might stop you is the answer would, once and for all, define whether they see EXE as a partner or a servant. Afterall, noone wants to find out that it's not actually dark, it's that your head is stuck in an elephants butt.

Op participation: While the goal of getting 50 EXE dread's is both laudable, and shows a real commitment on your part (subsidising it as massively as you have), I think you'll find the Wright brothers focused on staying in the air for a bit, before planning the the business class menu for the 1st transatlantic flight. You don't get 50 EXE pilots in a fleet now so perhaps that might be a better goal to pursue before you even concern yourself what they turn up in.

How are you going to do that? Well not the way you have been doing it, cos muttering in corp and the odd, angry alliance mail doesn't cut it. Take advice from Machiavelli, if you can't be loved and feared, the latter will do the trick every time. If your not feeling ruthless enough to start kicking the parasites, delegate it to someone who has the moral conscience of a dog on a croquet lawn (o/ speedie), who will.

Lastly one of the best things about this alliance was always the industrial backbone and the fleet shop. If I have heard correctly, then you fell out with Issy and she is to depart us accompanied by a significant chunk of the industrial guys & gals. If this is a personal issue between the 2 of you, them Mo, you need to grow a pair then kiss & make up. Yup, Issy is a bit emo, but that who she is, get used to it.

Why? Cos time after time she get the job done, and believe it or not it is the outcome the counts.

Mo'Chusile spergs at Rivisa, then kicks him out of the alliance:

Rivisa, your fantastical analysis is extremely stupid. You seem to have the memory of a goldfish. You might remember that before an idiotic weekend in I1Y, we had been taking systems, not losing them. There was exactly three bad weekends in this whole war, the first one was in february when bob lost a titan and a mothership stupid ways, which lead to the 2 months wolfpax~ period. This did a lot of damage, but you have to get down from your high horse of bullshit and emo and realize that the people in BoB are human too, and that the whole losing your alliance and all your sov due to one guy pushing a single button does not give you a phantastical motivation. Add a desastrous weekend on the field to it, and yeah it might lead to a bad decision in hindsight, but they weren't out to fuck your emo ass, it's just that in a situation like this slight demotivation might occur and result in a decision to be wolfpax~ only.

After we started to actually try to defend sovereignty again we did actually take 49, 3bk and were on our way to take i1y. If you would have actually paid attention during that time, you would have noticed that the russians did not outnumber us at any point during that. If you read the forums, you will also see that before PB was attacked we were planning with losing it, not because BoB or anyone didn't want to help, but because the upkeep was overworking our logistical teams for no gains at all, because we weren't able to fucking use the space anyways (can't utilize the sov 4 because everything around it was hostile). Unless you were one of the people (you were not) operating the well over 70 towers that we needed just to keep our skeleton tower route to empire open to actually operate with sov down there, you should probably not try to argue this point. Oh, BoB offered to pay us for the necessary 50-70 additional towers to fortify the systems btw, which we declined, because it would just have meant that we had to spend even more work on a constellation that didn't offer us anything in this situation.

So, that leaves I1Y and H74, which arguably were a mistake started on the last weekend in I1Y (not being content with controlling one system for 2 weeks straight, going for more) and then went on in an emo phase until H74 (you know that on the second day in H74, when we still had tower majority, we lost the system to 160 hostiles? That's not a number that we had a problem with for 2 months).

So, that's the terrible three weekends. In between we had weeks where we controlled the area. Where we were laughing about the goon posts about how they need to get their participation up to. But I guess that's where the memory of a goldfish comes in...

Oh, and about Issabella:

She built jack shit. The shop was running before she was even in corp. It has already been taken over and will continue to run, this time without regular outbursts in alliance chat or on irc because someone else was doing terrible things like daring to offer to sell ships too. What you are saying is an insult to at least 10-20 people in the corp who have worked harder. longer and better and spent more of their personal assets for the corp than Issabella would be able to hope in the next 24 months. In fact, everything our industrial side does is running of the work and the funds of people that you probably don't even know the name of because they are not emo drama queens. The very fact that you even think that she was important to the function of this corp shows that in fact she was only important to further her own childish need of constant validation.

You should probably go join her, and don't forget to tell everyone who wants or doesn't want to listen about how terrible you have been treated and how the corp and the alliance will now fail because of you leaving. After all, Issa does too, and everyone is having a good laugh at it.

Mo'Chusile posts occasionally on the somethingawful.com forums, and after this was leaked he did his level best to convince everyone that his spergout was not, in fact, an act of rage or a loss of control.
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