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Today is Friday the 13th. For the superstitious types out there that means you won't read this until tomorrow. I hope you enjoyed the day in your closet. Now you know how Tom Cruise feels.
15 more wins until the Sabres are Stanley Cup Champs. Buy your T-shirt now. Islanders fans can send their hate-mail directly to me. I even found a keyboard that you would probably like.
Jeff Woleslagle and Cody Bye had enough of my humour and before I could suggest that the city be called "Giantopolis" again, they were winging their way to Minneaopolis for the Independent MMO Developers Conference.
The boys will be chatting with industry legend Dr. Richard Bartle, the always information Brian Green and talking dirty talk with Ms. Kelly Rued, the designer of a "unique fantasy MMORPG for adventurous adults". Full transcripts of the dirty talk will be available on our 1-900 number.
Byron, one of the crazy bananas that acts as community manager on our World of Warcraft site pointed me to a story (I'll go with fake) about a woman (picture tells me its a crossdresser) that offered to mount up in real-life for a "sexy time" in return for 5000 gold piece to buy an epic mount in WoW. You can check out a pick of this creature right here. I'd post the picture in the blog and newsletter, but it simply won't show up. Don't ask! Shakes fist!
Here is the supposed advertisement that she (he?) posted on Craigslist, though I can't verify it myself since I can't find head nor tails (pun intended) of the original.
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