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I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that as a person who frequents this column you are likely expecting some bizarre combination of facts and humour. You want to be informed and entertained, educated and engaged. That's a tough gig no matter how you look at it.

Don't get me wrong I'll all for delivering funny facts. I'm all over it like a hobo on a ham sandwich. Let that mental picture sink in for a minute. It's kind of funny isn't it, a hobo scrambling around, mashing a ham sandwich into his mouth? Now imagine that the hobo is Rosie O'Donnell. That's even funnier. Rosie, her big yap stuffed full of ham sandwich crawling around like some primeval mutant pig-dog hybrid. If there is a mutant pig-dog in the mythology of any culture I bet it looks a lot like Rosie. Which leads me to...

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