Of course saving the town from certain doom wasn’t enough,
you now have to set off to Oostan to take care of the small zombie
problem, wipe out some pygmy Witch Doctors, and collect
Rockin’ Powder which may or may not be the source of the
pygmies powers. Ah well, all in day’s work I suppose.
vs. Super Booster Rocket Boots
BBQ Zombie anyone?.
The most entertaining of the bunch so far, use the Super Rocket
Boots provided to you and head to Oostan to take out any zombies in
your path by turning them into a giant inferno.
To do this simply fly over or near a zombie with your Super Rocket
Boots equipped and wait a few seconds till it falls over dead. Repeat
this process 50 amazingly fun times to complete this quest. Be aware
that you will take damage while wiping out zombies, so keep a close eye
on it so you don’t kill yourself instead.
Rockin’ Powder can be found in any of the pygmy villages and
looks like a small pile of glowing purple dirt. Pick up 5 of these
piles to complete this quest.
The pygmy leaders stand near a
central fire in each village.
This quest requires you to visit the three separate Oostan pygmy
villages (Nord, Sor, and Ost) and eliminate Gaahl, Maimo, and Teloch
the Witch Doctors responsible for creating the zombie force.
Gaahl can be found in Oostan Nord, Maimo can be found in Oostan Sor,
and Teloch can be found in Oostan Ost. All are standing around the
large central fire in each of the villages
After you have completed all three questions head back down the
mountainside to find Coach Crosscheck and his crew to turn in your
quests and get your next assignment.
Your Super Rocket Booster Boots have been infused with the
Rockin’ Powder you collected from the pygmy villages. This
quests tasks you with delivering said boots to Hobart Grapplehammer
located inside the Lost Caldera. Don’t worry about getting
lost though, simply click on the boots and hold on tight as they will
take you exactly where you need to go.
of a Turtle God
Turtles, turtles, everywhere.
Only one functioning Rocket Boot
remains after your little trip, and as
such you are tasked to fix it. In order to do this you must seek out
fire glands from the local turtles. The problem with this is that to
the locals these turtles are sacred, children of their turtle god
Volvanoth. Hopefully they won’t be too upset. The turtles are
literally everywhere. Simply walk forward from the quest giver and
begin your killing spree until you collect 10 Fire Glands. Turn in to
Horbart Grapplehammer to turn in your quest.
Meet the turtle god
Your weapon of destruction is ready and
it’s time to put it
to good use. The pygmies have decided to unleash their
“god” onto the
town, and you are charged with
stopping it. The cave is located just south
of Hobart’s camp,
venture inside Volcanoth’s Lair and open a big can of whoop
ass using your handy dandy Bootzooka. Beware though, Volcanoth has a
nasty fire breath. Heed the in game warnings and run for cover behind
one of the stone walls inside the cave each time he casts this attack.
Use your Bootzooka while avoiding the fire breath until Volcanoth is
After defeating Volcanoth, you’ll find yourself trapped
inside the cave. Thankfully Sassy is on the job and has come to rescue
you in a flying machine of sorts. Speak with Sassy to be
rescued from the collapsing cave only to discover that the volcano has
erupted and Town-In-A-Box is no more. But where has everyone gone?
Sassy lands you at Warchief’s Lookout where you once again
encounter Thrall, who informs you of some grim news. Trade Prince
Gallywix has taken all of your Goblin friends prisoner.
Before you can rescue your friends you must help take care of those
pesky Alliance forces. While the Alliance ships are gone, they are now
using planes to drop paratroopers onto the coast. Follow the path to
the coast and slay 15 paratroopers to complete this quest.
Heads of the SI:7
The SI:7 leaders can be found
in front of tents all along the beach.
Orcs have been murdered in cold blood
and it’s time someone
paid the price. Aggra, one of the Orcs in Thrall’s camp
charges you with the task of killing
Commander Arrington, Darkblade
Cyn, and Alexi Silenthowl, the three SI:7 leaders currently along the
coastline. All three leaders can be found standing outside tents with
Alliance flags displayed outside. Alexi Silenthowl is a Worgen who can
be found northwest of the entrance to the beach. Move northeast of
Alexi to find Darkblade Cyn, a Night Elf. And finally, Commander
Arrington is a Human who can be found southwest of the entrance to the
beach. Take out all three and collect their heads to complete this
Dispoal, the Goblin Way
While you’re on the coast wiping out paratroopers you may
notice the shoreline is littered with land mines. To add insult to
injury the land minds are of Gnomish origin. Sassy charges you with
detonating the land mines, Goblin style, which roughly translates into
taking a satchel of grenades and blowing them up one by one. Right
click on the satchel to aim and left click to let the grenade
fly. Be sure to be a safe distance away before detonating the mines.
Successfully detonate 12 to complete this quest. Keep in mind that
stepping on the mines will cause them to explode, doing significant
damage and knocking you down in the process. I learned this the hard
Return to Warchief’s Lookout to turn in this set of quests
and to receive your next task from Sassy Hardwrench.
Pride of Kezan
Take out those pesky alliance
in the Pride of Kezan.
Sassy is determined
to show the attacking Gnomes and Dwarves that
Goblins are indeed the superior race. In order to prove this Sassy has
asked you to take over her plane and shoot down 10 Gnomeregan Stealth
Fighters with it. Once inside the plane you will find you have two
abilities on your bar; Machine Gun and Wild Weasel Rockets. Machine Gun
will be your weapon of choice especially since the Rockets are on a 5
second cooldown, however, do use them whenever they are up. Control the
plane just like a flying mount with your mouse and/or keyboard. The
other planes DO shoot back, so evasive measures are advised.
Return to Sassy to collect your reward and get your next quest.
Warchief Wants You
Thrall is true to his word and he is ready to point you in the right
direction to start rescuing your Goblin friends. Speak to Thrall to
complete this quest and gain a new one.
Thrall wants you to head back to the coast and seek out Kilag and
request that he let you make use of Bastia. The panther apparently
knows the way to the captured Goblins. So once again head north from
Thrall and venture back to the coast. Kilag can be found just at the
enwd of the trail.
Ride Bastia and seek out and speak to Slinky Sharpshive. Simply accept
this quest and you will instantly find yourself aboard
Bastia’s back. She will take you exactly where you need to
go. Once you arrive turn in the quest to Slinky.
Gallywix Labor Mine
Save Greely and the other
captured Goblins before the volcano explodes.
that the Trade Prince is using your friends for forced
labor. Thankfully Greely managed to help a few escape, however she was
captured herself. Slinky wants you to venture inside the volcano (never
mind the fact that it’s due to explode) and seek out Greely
who will help you free the other prisoners. The cave entrance is
located just to the south of Slinky. Head inside and travel down the
ramp and turn right into the doorway and follow the steps down. Take
the right path at the bottom of the stairs and continue down the tunnel
until you reach Sassy.
Gives You Ideas! ™
To say the least Assistant Greely is surprised to see you, and sadly
enough does not have a brilliant plan to rescue everyone. However,
perhaps if you acquire a Kaja’cola Zero-One drink she just
might be able to come up with something. Head straight back the way you
came and you will come across a can of Kaja’cola near the
edge of the bubbling surrounded by dead fish. Pick it up and return to
Greely so she can begin brainstorming.
Kaja'cola - The drink of
plan of action is to collect 10 more
Kaja’cola Zero-One and use it to free Ace, Izzy, Gobber, and
10 other Goblin Survivors or Kezan Citizens. The Kaja’cola
can be found throughout the cave, and once again sparkles to make it
easy to find. Collect 13 Kaza’cola and then release the
prisoners to complete this quest.
It On the Ground!
The second part of Greely’s brilliant plan of attack is to
take out the cruel Blastshadow the Brutemaster. There is a problem
though (of course) Blastshadow is a warlock and as such he keeps a
succubus named Delicia Whipsnaps constantly at his side. However if you
kill Blastshadow quickly enough the succubus will be returned to whence
it was summoned. Greely also mentions that Blastshadow in typical
Warlock fashion has a soulstone. In order to destroy him forever you
must not only kill Blastshadow but destroy his soulstone as well. Easy
Blastshadow and his succubus can be found at the very north edge of the
underground lake. Kill him quickly to rid yourself of the demon and the
hurry to his body and right click his soulstone to collect it then
throw it at his corpse to prevent him from resurrecting.
The third course of action is far more to the point, you simply must
kill 6 Brute Overseers which can be found wandering everywhere in the
mine. This quest will easily be completed as you complete the two
Speak with Greely to turn in these quests and pick up the next.
the End of the Tunnel
It’s finally time to get yourself and the rest of freed
prisoners out of this mine before the volcano blows. To do this as
quickly as possible Greely suggests you head out the tunnel on the
north side of the cavern and use a mine cart to make your escape. Head
west down the tunnel from where you
Another island, another
killed Blastshadow and continue on
as it turns northward until you see light ahead. Once outside turn in
the quest at the mine cart and jump on in.
Mine Cart Ride
For this quest you simply have to ride the Mine Cart to the end of line
then speak with Assistant Greely once you arrive. Arriving in one piece
is not required.
Bligewater Lumber Yard
Sharks and Spare Parts.
Trade Prince Gallywix is not out of the
picture yet. Somehow he has
managed to bring along the entire Steamwheedle Sharks foot bomb team
and is using them as slave labor in his lumber yard. They
must be removed before you can make your escape. Kill 10 Steamwheedle
Sharks to complete this quest. The Sharks can be found just south of
the Mine Cart crash site.
Ultimate Football Uniform
To aid you in the upcoming fight against Trade Prince Gallywix, your
rescued Goblin friends have proposed that you collect 10 Spare Shredder
Parts that will be used to create the ultimate foot bomb uniform.
Thankfully the lumber yard just south of Crosscheck’s
location is littered with such parts, the shredder parts can also be
obtained from the Steamwheedle Sharks.
Once both quests are complete return to Greely and Crosscheck for your
KTC Oil Rig.
Before you can take on the Trade Prince
first you have to deal him a
crippling blow. Do this by disabling his oil supply. Venture to the KTC
Oil Platform to the northwest and release valves 1-4 to overload the
coolant system. Valve 1 can be found just up the entrance ramp on the
left side. Go straight back the oil rig from Valve 1 until you come
across Valve 2 once again on the left. Move south from Valve 2 and jump
at off the platform just beside the house to find Valve 3. Swim north
from here until you encounter Valve 4.
Once all the Valves are released return to the Oil Platform and use the
Platform Control Panel to complete the quest.
The Shredder Parts you collected are perfect, however, the lubricant in
them is useless. Collect Kajaro 0W Grade Oil from KTC Oil Bots while
you are at the KTC Oil Platform to the northwest. The KTC Bots can be
found wandering the Rig itself and the coastline just outside
it’s entrance. Kill them until you have collected 4 Kajaro 0W
Fastest Way To His Heart
Some devastating news Chip Endale, your once loyal companion has
decided to turn traitor and is currently out on the KTC Oil Platform
doing the Trade Prince’s bidding. Not only that but he
appears to be dating that trollop Candy Cane. The only logical answer
to this betrayal is obviously to rip the Still-Beating Heart from his
chest. To find Chip take the ramp onto the Oil Platform and take the
first left. There you will find Chip standing outside a doorway. Kill
him and collect his heart to complete this quest.
It’s Time to blow up the Oil Rig and as usual there
is a big red button to push that does just that. Press the Big Red
Button by right clicking to complete this quest.
Return the remaining quests to Greely and crew to collect your rewards
and gain your next task.
The time is finally come for some real action against the Trade Prince.
Sassy has made camp at the slave pits, where she and a group of orcs
are preparing to launch and attack. You of course should be leading
said attack so make your way through the lumber yard to the path that
will lead your directly to the slave pits. Speak with Sassy upon
The Slave Pits
Kind of Name is Candy Anyway?
It seems Candy Cane really does get around, since you disposed of Chip
she has taken on a new boyfriend; the Trade Prince himself.
It’s about time you teach her a lesson. Follow the path into
the slave pits all the way to it’s end, there you will find
Candy. Dispose of her to complete this quest.
Slay the SouthSea Scum while
saving some Goblin friends (again).
Aggra and Kilag
are assaulting the docks to clear the way for a direct
attack on the Trade Prince. However before battle can ensue
Gallywix’s Southsea mercenaries must be disposed off.
With the volcano erupting and the attack on the Trade Prince pending
you don’t really have the time to save those who continuously
get captured. Never fear though, as Hobart has a plan. Simply take
rockets left over from your ultimate foot bomb uniform, head down to
the Slave Pits, and affix them to the cages of the captured. That will
get them out of there in a hurry.
Once all three quests are complete return them to the top of the path
just outside the Slave Pits.
Defeat Gallywix in the
Ultimate Football Uniform.
This is it! Thrall has
begun the attack at the Gallywix Docks, just
north of your current location. Jump into your Ultimate Footbomb
Uniform and head on over to finish this once and for all. Once inside
the vehicle you will see three buttons on your vehicle bar; Illegal
Contact, Field Goal, and Blitz.
Use Blitz to get you into the fray then follow up with Field Goal then
use Illegal Contact until Field Goal is up again. It will be a close
fight, but don’t panic you will prevail and you will be
punted back to camp. The Trade Prince will finally see the error of his
ways promising to reform the way the cartel is being run. He devotes
himself to Thrall, and as a sign of good faith Thrall allows Gallywix
to remain Trade Prince of the Bilgewater Cartel, and offers him and the
cartel a new home in Azshara. The only stipulation is that the
Bilgewater Cartel will become a part of the Horde. Gallywix of course
accepts the offer and a new alliance is forged. For the Horde!
The day is won, and all the Goblins
will make it off the island before
it explodes with a new home awaiting them across the sea. You will be
punted to the docks where a ship is waiting, to whisk you and your
fellow Goblins away. Speak to Thrall to complete this quest.
Thrall fully intends to induct the Bilgewater Cartel into the ranks of
the Horde. Before this can be done, however, he needs to inform the new
Orc in charge, Garrosh. To do this you are charged with delivering a
package to Thrall’s Kor’kron friend on the docks at
Bladefist Bay at your journey’s end. He will help you obtain
safe passage into Orgrimmar. Speak with Sassy when you are ready to
begin your voyage.
A not so friendly meeting with
You’ve delivered your message
and your safe passage into
Orgrimmar is ensured. The Kor’kron stresses that you must be
sure to tell Garrosh the message came directly from Thrall then offers
you his battleworg for faster travel. Accept the quest and the
battleworg will take you inside the gates of Orgrimmar, directly to the
doors to Garrosh‘s chambers. Deliver your message only to
find that Garrosh is not as welcoming as Thrall. Only after seeing your
package does he take a second glance. He then informs you that he has
captured a hobgoblin that seems to recognize you, and that he has
already put several other Goblins to work in Azshara. From this day
forward the Bilgewater Cartel will serve the Horde, for better or worse.