World of Warcraft at Ten Ton Hammer

Of course saving the town from certain doom wasn’t enough, you now have to set off to Oostan to take care of the small zombie problem, wipe out some pygmy Witch Doctors, and collect Rockin’ Powder which may or may not be the source of the pygmies powers. Ah well, all in day’s work I suppose.

Oostan

Zombies vs. Super Booster Rocket Boots
The most entertaining of the bunch so far, use the Super Rocket Boots provided to you and head to Oostan to take out any zombies in your path by turning them into a giant inferno. To do this simply fly over or near a zombie with your Super Rocket Boots equipped and wait a few seconds till it falls over dead. Repeat this process 50 amazingly fun times to complete this quest. Be aware that you will take damage while wiping out zombies, so keep a close eye on it so you don’t kill yourself instead.

Rockin’ Powder
Rockin’ Powder can be found in any of the pygmy villages and looks like a small pile of glowing purple dirt. Pick up 5 of these piles to complete this quest.

Three Little Pygmies
This quest requires you to visit the three separate Oostan pygmy villages (Nord, Sor, and Ost) and eliminate Gaahl, Maimo, and Teloch the Witch Doctors responsible for creating the zombie force.  Gaahl can be found in Oostan Nord, Maimo can be found in Oostan Sor, and Teloch can be found in Oostan Ost. All are standing around the large central fire in each of the villages

After you have completed all three questions head back down the mountainside to find Coach Crosscheck and his crew to turn in your quests and get your next assignment.

Lost Caldera

Rocket Boot Boost
Your Super Rocket Booster Boots have been infused with the Rockin’ Powder you collected from the pygmy villages. This quests tasks you with delivering said boots to Hobart Grapplehammer located inside the Lost Caldera. Don’t worry about getting lost though, simply click on the boots and hold on tight as they will take you exactly where you need to go.

Children of a Turtle God
Only one functioning Rocket Boot remains after your little trip, and as such you are tasked to fix it. In order to do this you must seek out fire glands from the local turtles. The problem with this is that to the locals these turtles are sacred, children of their turtle god Volvanoth. Hopefully they won’t be too upset. The turtles are literally everywhere. Simply walk forward from the quest giver and begin your killing spree until you collect 10 Fire Glands. Turn in to Horbart Grapplehammer to turn in your quest.



Volcanoth!
Your weapon of destruction is ready and it’s time to put it to good use. The pygmies have decided to unleash their “god” onto the town, and you are charged with stopping it. The cave is located just south of Hobart’s camp, venture inside Volcanoth’s Lair and open a big can of whoop ass using your handy dandy Bootzooka. Beware though, Volcanoth has a nasty fire breath. Heed the in game warnings and run for cover behind one of the stone walls inside the cave each time he casts this attack. Use your Bootzooka while avoiding the fire breath until Volcanoth is dead.

Old Friends
After defeating Volcanoth, you’ll find yourself trapped inside the cave. Thankfully Sassy is on the job and has come to rescue you in a flying machine of sorts. Speak with Sassy to  be rescued from the collapsing cave only to discover that the volcano has erupted and Town-In-A-Box is no more. But where has everyone gone? Sassy lands you at Warchief’s Lookout where you once again encounter Thrall, who informs you of some grim news. Trade Prince Gallywix has taken all of your Goblin friends prisoner.

Warchief’s Lookout/Tranquil Coast

Repel the Paratroopers
Before you can rescue your friends you must help take care of those pesky Alliance forces. While the Alliance ships are gone, they are now using planes to drop paratroopers onto the coast. Follow the path to the coast and slay 15 paratroopers to complete this quest.

The Heads of the SI:7
Orcs have been murdered in cold blood and it’s time someone paid the price. Aggra, one of the Orcs in Thrall’s camp charges you with the task of killing Commander Arrington, Darkblade Cyn, and Alexi Silenthowl, the three SI:7 leaders currently along the coastline. All three leaders can be found standing outside tents with Alliance flags displayed outside. Alexi Silenthowl is a Worgen who can be found northwest of the entrance to the beach. Move northeast of Alexi to find Darkblade Cyn, a Night Elf. And finally, Commander Arrington is a Human who can be found southwest of the entrance to the beach. Take out all three and collect their heads to complete this quest.

Mine Dispoal, the Goblin Way
While you’re on the coast wiping out paratroopers you may notice the shoreline is littered with land mines. To add insult to injury the land minds are of Gnomish origin. Sassy charges you with detonating the land mines, Goblin style, which roughly translates into taking a satchel of grenades and blowing them up one by one. Right click on the satchel to aim and left click to let the grenade fly. Be sure to be a safe distance away before detonating the mines. Successfully detonate 12 to complete this quest. Keep in mind that stepping on the mines will cause them to explode, doing significant damage and knocking you down in the process. I learned this the hard way.

Return to Warchief’s Lookout to turn in this set of quests and to receive your next task from Sassy Hardwrench.

The Pride of Kezan
Sassy is determined to show the attacking Gnomes and Dwarves that Goblins are indeed the superior race. In order to prove this Sassy has asked you to take over her plane and shoot down 10 Gnomeregan Stealth Fighters with it. Once inside the plane you will find you have two abilities on your bar; Machine Gun and Wild Weasel Rockets. Machine Gun will be your weapon of choice especially since the Rockets are on a 5 second cooldown, however, do use them whenever they are up. Control the plane just like a flying mount with your mouse and/or keyboard. The other planes DO shoot back, so evasive measures are advised.

Return to Sassy to collect your reward and get your next quest.

The Warchief Wants You
Thrall is true to his word and he is ready to point you in the right direction to start rescuing your Goblin friends. Speak to Thrall to complete this quest and gain a new one.

Borrow Bastia
Thrall wants you to head back to the coast and seek out Kilag and request that he let you make use of Bastia. The panther apparently knows the way to the captured Goblins. So once again head north from Thrall and venture back to the coast. Kilag can be found just at the enwd of the trail.

Let’s Ride
Ride Bastia and seek out and speak to Slinky Sharpshive. Simply accept this quest and you will instantly find yourself aboard Bastia’s back. She will take you exactly where you need to go. Once you arrive  turn in the quest to Slinky.

Sky Falls

The Gallywix Labor Mine
It appears that the Trade Prince is using your friends for forced labor. Thankfully Greely managed to help a few escape, however she was captured herself. Slinky wants you to venture inside the volcano (never mind the fact that it’s due to explode) and seek out Greely who will help you free the other prisoners. The cave entrance is located just to the south of Slinky. Head inside and travel down the ramp and turn right into the doorway and follow the steps down. Take the right path at the bottom of the stairs and continue down the tunnel until you reach Sassy.

Kaja’cola Gives You Ideas! ™
To say the least Assistant Greely is surprised to see you, and sadly enough does not have a brilliant plan to rescue everyone. However, perhaps if you acquire a Kaja’cola Zero-One drink she just might be able to come up with something. Head straight back the way you came and you will come across a can of Kaja’cola near the edge of the bubbling surrounded by dead fish. Pick it up and return to Greely so she can begin brainstorming.

Morale Boost
Greely’s first plan of action is to collect 10 more Kaja’cola Zero-One and use it to free Ace, Izzy, Gobber, and 10 other Goblin Survivors or Kezan Citizens. The Kaja’cola can be found throughout the cave, and once again sparkles to make it easy to find. Collect 13 Kaza’cola and then release the prisoners to complete this quest.

Throw It On the Ground!
The second part of Greely’s brilliant plan of attack is to take out the cruel Blastshadow the Brutemaster. There is a problem though (of course) Blastshadow is a warlock and as such he keeps a succubus named Delicia Whipsnaps constantly at his side. However if you kill Blastshadow quickly enough the succubus will be returned to whence it was summoned. Greely also mentions that Blastshadow in typical Warlock fashion has a soulstone. In order to destroy him forever you must not only kill Blastshadow but destroy his soulstone as well. Easy right?

Blastshadow and his succubus can be found at the very north edge of the underground lake. Kill him quickly to rid yourself of the demon and the hurry to his body and right click his soulstone to collect it then throw it at his corpse to prevent him from resurrecting.

Brute Brutality
The third course of action is far more to the point, you simply must kill 6 Brute Overseers which can be found wandering everywhere in the mine. This quest will easily be completed as you complete the two before it.

Speak with Greely to turn in these quests and pick up the next.

Light at the End of the Tunnel
It’s finally time to get yourself and the rest of freed prisoners out of this mine before the volcano blows. To do this as quickly as possible Greely suggests you head out the tunnel on the north side of the cavern and use a mine cart to make your escape. Head west down the tunnel from where you killed Blastshadow and continue on as it turns northward until you see light ahead. Once outside turn in the quest at the mine cart and jump on in.

Wild Mine Cart Ride
For this quest you simply have to ride the Mine Cart to the end of line then speak with Assistant Greely once you arrive. Arriving in one piece is not required.

Bligewater Lumber Yard

Shredder Shutdown
Trade Prince Gallywix is not out of the picture yet. Somehow he has managed to bring along the entire Steamwheedle Sharks foot bomb team and is using them as slave labor in his lumber yard.  They must be removed before you can make your escape. Kill 10 Steamwheedle Sharks to complete this quest. The Sharks can be found just south of the Mine Cart crash site.

The Ultimate Football Uniform
To aid you in the upcoming fight against Trade Prince Gallywix, your rescued Goblin friends have proposed that you collect 10 Spare Shredder Parts that will be used to create the ultimate foot bomb uniform. Thankfully the lumber yard just south of Crosscheck’s location is littered with such parts, the shredder parts can also be obtained from the Steamwheedle Sharks.

Once both quests are complete return to Greely and Crosscheck for your next assignment.

Release the Valves
Before you can take on the Trade Prince first you have to deal him a crippling blow. Do this by disabling his oil supply. Venture to the KTC Oil Platform to the northwest and release valves 1-4 to overload the coolant system. Valve 1 can be found just up the entrance ramp on the left side. Go straight back the oil rig from Valve 1 until you come across Valve 2 once again on the left. Move south from Valve 2 and jump at off the platform just beside the house to find Valve 3. Swim north from here until you encounter Valve 4.

Once all the Valves are released return to the Oil Platform and use the Platform Control Panel to complete the quest.

Oil Change
The Shredder Parts you collected are perfect, however, the lubricant in them is useless. Collect Kajaro 0W Grade Oil from KTC Oil Bots while you are at the KTC Oil Platform to the northwest. The KTC Bots can be found wandering the Rig itself and the coastline just outside it’s entrance. Kill them until you have collected 4 Kajaro 0W Grade Oil.

The Fastest Way To His Heart
Some devastating news Chip Endale, your once loyal companion has decided to turn traitor and is currently out on the KTC Oil Platform doing the Trade Prince’s bidding. Not only that but he appears to be dating that trollop Candy Cane. The only logical answer to this betrayal is obviously to rip the Still-Beating Heart from his chest. To find Chip take the ramp onto the Oil Platform and take the first left. There you will find Chip standing outside a doorway. Kill him and collect his heart to complete this quest.

Goodbye Sweet Oil
It’s Time to blow up the Oil Rig and as usual there is a big red button to push that does just that. Press the Big Red Button by right clicking  to complete this quest.

Return the remaining quests to Greely and crew to collect your rewards and gain your next task.

The Slave Pits
The time is finally come for some real action against the Trade Prince. Sassy has made camp at the slave pits, where she and a group of orcs are preparing to launch and attack. You of course should be leading said attack so make your way through the lumber yard to the path that will lead your directly to the slave pits. Speak with Sassy upon arrival.

The Slave Pits

What Kind of Name is Candy Anyway?
It seems Candy Cane really does get around, since you disposed of Chip she has taken on a new boyfriend; the Trade Prince himself. It’s about time you teach her a lesson. Follow the path into the slave pits all the way to it’s end, there you will find Candy. Dispose of her to complete this quest.

Southseas Scum
Aggra and Kilag are assaulting the docks to clear the way for a direct attack on the Trade Prince. However before battle can ensue Gallywix’s Southsea mercenaries must be disposed off.

Escape Velocity
With the volcano erupting and the attack on the Trade Prince pending you don’t really have the time to save those who continuously get captured. Never fear though, as Hobart has a plan. Simply take rockets left over from your ultimate foot bomb uniform, head down to the Slave Pits, and affix them to the cages of the captured. That will get them out of there in a hurry.

Once all three quests are complete return them to the top of the path just outside the Slave Pits.

Final Confrontation
This is it! Thrall has begun the attack at the Gallywix Docks, just north of your current location. Jump into your Ultimate Footbomb Uniform and head on over to finish this once and for all. Once inside the vehicle you will see three buttons on your vehicle bar; Illegal Contact, Field Goal, and Blitz.

Use Blitz to get you into the fray then follow up with Field Goal then use Illegal Contact until Field Goal is up again. It will be a close fight, but don’t panic you will prevail and you will be punted back to camp. The Trade Prince will finally see the error of his ways promising to reform the way the cartel is being run. He devotes himself to Thrall, and as a sign of good faith Thrall allows Gallywix to remain Trade Prince of the Bilgewater Cartel, and offers him and the cartel a new home in Azshara. The only stipulation is that the Bilgewater Cartel will become a part of the Horde. Gallywix of course accepts the offer and a new alliance is forged. For the Horde!

Victory!
The day is won, and all the Goblins will make it off the island before it explodes with a new home awaiting them across the sea. You will be punted to the docks where a ship is waiting, to whisk you and your fellow Goblins away. Speak to Thrall to complete this quest.

Gallywix Docks

Warcheif’s Emissary
Thrall fully intends to induct the Bilgewater Cartel into the ranks of the Horde. Before this can be done, however, he needs to inform the new Orc in charge, Garrosh. To do this you are charged with delivering a package to Thrall’s Kor’kron friend on the docks at Bladefist Bay at your journey’s end. He will help you obtain safe passage into Orgrimmar. Speak with Sassy when you are ready to begin your voyage.

Orgrimmar

Message For Garrosh
You’ve delivered your message and your safe passage into Orgrimmar is ensured. The Kor’kron stresses that you must be sure to tell Garrosh the message came directly from Thrall then offers you his battleworg for faster travel. Accept the quest and the battleworg will take you inside the gates of Orgrimmar, directly to the doors to Garrosh‘s chambers. Deliver your message only to find that Garrosh is not as welcoming as Thrall. Only after seeing your package does he take a second glance. He then informs you that he has captured a hobgoblin that seems to recognize you, and that he has already put several other Goblins to work in Azshara. From this day forward the Bilgewater Cartel will serve the Horde, for better or worse.