The APB: Reloaded closed beta is in full swing and the crime rate in San Paro is escalating. In today's update to the game's Facebook page, the devs show us that they have a sense of humor with a new video news report from the streets of San Paro. According to the report, more than 150,000 criminals are trying to enter San Paro with a beta key, which is apparently letting them slip the "questionably competent" security checkpoints and into the city. Check out the full video after the break.